Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend. I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want? So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute. Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac. I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch. Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me. Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out. After that his buddy was getting out of the car. I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave. He didn't take my advice. He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs. At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive. I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car. They left in a hurry.
hmmmm, very familiar to this story below lol
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Kegdrainer:
So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend. I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Kegdrainer on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want? So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute. Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac with Jersey plates. I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know John DiLauro.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch. Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me. Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out. After that his buddy was getting out of the car. I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave. He didn't take my advice. He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs. At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive. I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of new jersey so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car. They left in a hurry.
Next time show up in person instead of sending your little friends you bald pussy.
