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G_Thang

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Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« on: February 21, 2014, 12:55:24 AM »
 >:(

They took the Clone Wars off for this kiddie bullshit.  Yeah, I know Mr Nobody I'm living in a fantasy world.   ;D



Star Wars Rebels  >:(



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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 01:05:25 AM »
Damn, they sure did tone it down.
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 01:45:14 AM »
Quote from: Parker on February 21, 2014, 01:05:25 AM
Damn, they sure did tone it down.

I have no faith in Episode 7.  Has Disney ever done a movie with gore and violence?

As far as animations go, I can't watch that shit.
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 02:27:54 AM »
Quote from: G_Thang on February 21, 2014, 12:55:24 AM
>:(

They took the Clone Wars off for this kiddie bullshit.  Yeah, I know Mr Nobody I'm living in a fantasy world.   ;D

Yes you have crossed over into the Twilight Zone.  8)


 
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 06:06:10 AM »
Whatever they turn out, it cannot be worse than any of those last 3 movies.  That little kid in Phantom Menace was HORRIBLE and Hayden Christensen is a whiney little bitch who can't even act.

Maybe Liam Neeson will be recast as Qui-Gon, pull out his purported 12" penis and save the day.
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2014, 05:56:09 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 21, 2014, 06:06:10 AM
Whatever they turn out, it cannot be worse than any of those last 3 movies.  That little kid in Phantom Menace was HORRIBLE and Hayden Christensen is a whiney little bitch who can't even act.

Maybe Liam Neeson will be recast as Qui-Gon, pull out his purported 12" penis and save the day.

Something tells me Star Wars will be similar to the Lego Movie. Will Disney even allow a saber fight where someone gets maimed.
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2014, 06:00:01 AM »
The star wars franchise is now aimed towards kids and families all they are doing is pimping out the name I will save my money and watch it on video.
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Re: Disney will turn Star Wars into the Toddler Universe!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2014, 06:13:16 AM »
Quote from: G_Thang on February 26, 2014, 05:56:09 AM
Something tells me Star Wars will be similar to the Lego Movie. Will Disney even allow a saber fight where someone gets maimed.

Unfortunate, but probably correct.  

I'm a huge fan of the original films.  I saw SW in 1977 over 50 times.  One time, I stayed seated in the theater through 3 showings... I was 12 years old then.

If Disney is able to make a darker movie without the silly comic relief (i.e. The Empire Strikes Back) it will be much more successful and the hardcore SW fans will appreciate it.
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