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Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« on: March 15, 2014, 03:23:55 PM »
True or false?
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2014, 03:25:50 PM »
No, but if they beat the shit out of someone the sentencing will be heavier.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2014, 03:31:01 PM »
False. Absolute bullshit
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2014, 04:34:15 PM »
Considering that there is no such thing as a "lethal weapon registry", ipso facto the story is false.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2014, 04:40:49 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on March 15, 2014, 04:34:15 PM
Considering that there is no such thing as a "lethal weapon registry", ipso facto the story is false.
this. You dont have to register every combat knife or firearm, why in God's name would you have to register your fists?
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2014, 04:46:35 PM »
False. Way to prove it is call ur local PD and tell them ur a pro boxer new in town and need to register ur hands and listen to the laughter!!!
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2014, 04:59:01 PM »
Not sure about boxers, but I am a brown belt in the art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I should register them - because if I grab you and take you to the ground it's all over.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2014, 05:02:22 PM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 15, 2014, 03:23:55 PM
True or false?

Are you trying to wreck my business? Of course boxers and MMA guys have to register their hands as lethal weapons. If any of you want to register your hands enclose a $25 dollar check made to cash and private message me. You will receive a certified letter suitable for framing with your own personal registration number.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2014, 05:12:33 PM »
My dick is registered as a sex weapon.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2014, 05:44:49 PM »
just watched a great fight on channel5 uk. gorgeous, brunette milf ringside too.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2014, 05:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Novena on March 15, 2014, 03:25:50 PM
No, but if they beat the shit out of someone the sentencing will be heavier.

Yup.

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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2014, 05:51:21 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on March 15, 2014, 05:02:22 PM
Are you trying to wreck my business? Of course boxers and MMA guys have to register their hands as lethal weapons. If any of you want to register your hands enclose a $25 dollar check made to cash and private message me. You will receive a certified letter suitable for framing with your own personal registration number.

I run a star registry.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2014, 05:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Submissionfytr on March 15, 2014, 04:46:35 PM
False. Way to prove it is call ur local PD and tell them ur a pro boxer new in town and need to register ur hands and listen to the laughter!!!

Haha yeah I always thought they had to put it in the "announcements section" of the paper if you were a black belt in karate and new in town.  :)
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2014, 07:54:39 PM »
After acquiring the AIDS, Tbombz had to register his cock and anus as deadly weapons.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2014, 08:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Novena on March 15, 2014, 05:51:21 PM
I run a star registry.


That reminds me I also sell bridges. You could really clean up with the tolls.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2014, 08:47:52 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on March 15, 2014, 04:41:27 PM
True but I never registered mine and saved a ton of money by not registering them.
I see what you did there
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2014, 10:59:34 PM »
  should be...What Fucking bullshit.
these guys  spends hours training to hurt/injure people... they are  not special, or hardcore. ...your just a guy who got his ass kicked in hs with too much time on their hands.

It's one thing fighting another guy with similar training.. or a 10th degree black belt in karate or some shit.  But I know some guys in the MMA scene who go around fighting average every day joes who had a bitch too much to drink. thats pathetic IMO
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2014, 01:02:52 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 15, 2014, 10:59:34 PM
 should be...What Fucking bullshit.
these guys  spends hours training to hurt/injure people... they are  not special, or hardcore. ...your just a guy who got his ass kicked in hs with too much time on their hands.

It's one thing fighting another guy with similar training.. or a 10th degree black belt in karate or some shit.  But I know some guys in the MMA scene who go around fighting average every day joes who had a bitch too much to drink. thats pathetic IMO

Yeah, that's pathetic.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2014, 03:40:04 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 15, 2014, 10:59:34 PM
 But I know some guys in the MMA scene who go around fighting average every day joes who had a bitch too much to drink. thats pathetic IMO

Some women like to watch and find this sexually arousing.  Females can be sadistic.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2014, 05:39:10 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on March 15, 2014, 10:59:34 PM
 should be...What Fucking bullshit.
these guys  spends hours training to hurt/injure people... they are  not special, or hardcore. ...your just a guy who got his ass kicked in hs with too much time on their hands.

It's one thing fighting another guy with similar training.. or a 10th degree black belt in karate or some shit.  But I know some guys in the MMA scene who go around fighting average every day joes who had a bitch too much to drink. thats pathetic IMO
probably because they started MMA because theyre wwak insecure bitches and fight with average joes because they feel tough. I bet they just train and dont actually step in a ring with another trained fighter do they?

I saw that a lot when I was training.. guys started MMA to try and be tough but they would never go to the actual fighters training.. they just did the weekday classes and learned the techniques but wouldnt stand toe to toe with another fighter trying to tear their heads off... instead theyd show off to their friends in bars how tough they were by beating up drunk morons who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2014, 05:50:25 AM »
Good MMA type guys generally avoid fights in the street. They have nothing to prove. I've been around top wrestlers who don't have a chip on their shoulders when some drunk bumps them in a bar. Jui jitsu attracts a lot of insecure guys and when they learn some arm locks and chokes want to bully others. 
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2014, 05:51:54 AM »
flintstones1, did you ever get pull over while sprinting over the legal speed limit at 220?
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2014, 05:53:45 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 15, 2014, 05:12:33 PM
My dick is registered as a sex weapon.
Boxcutters are dangerous.
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Re: Mythbusters. Boxers required to register their hands as lethal weapons?
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2014, 01:56:16 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 15, 2014, 05:12:33 PM
My dick is registered as a sex weapon.

Your dick is registered as a hand warmer
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