Dogs > Women

[G_Thang]

 

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/06/rescued-dog-returns-the-favor-saves-owner-from-carbon-monoxide/20844528/?ncid=webmail1

[Frank Clairmonte]

heart-touching story, dogs are best.

[_aj_]

I have a bunch of dogs and an ornery cat. In the event of an emergency, one of the dogs knows it's his job to take out the cat 

Seriously: the fucking cat challenges ME for alpha in the house.

[Tapeworm]

Dogs are easier than humans.  That doesn't equate to >.  Although I prefer my dog to people because I'm one of those assholes who loves humanity but hates people.

[CalvinH]

I have a bunch of dogs and an ornery cat. In the event of an emergency, one of the dogs knows it's his job to take out the cat 

Seriously: the fucking cat challenges ME for alpha in the house.

Lol, in your house if you had a hamster it would challenge you for alpha in the house

[Viking11]

Women have better tits though.

[King Shizzo]

Let me know when dogs can give blowjobs.

[anabolichalo]

dogs arent chocolate babes

[The_Punisher]

this is my Dawg and this bad boy protect my ass in the valley of darkness....highly intelligent, if I had to own another dawg, it would be a G-retriever

[CalvinH]

this is my Dawg and this bad boy protect my ass in the valley of darkness

Handsome

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Let me know when dogs can give blowjobs.

I'm sure you're no stranger to the peanut butter technique with your dog on those lonely nights.

[King Shizzo]

I'm sure no stranger to the peanut butter technique with your dog on those lonely nights.

I have never owned a dog in my life. I have nothing against them, but I refuse to wake up early in the morning to walk them.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I have never owned a dog in my life. I have nothing against them, but I refuse to wake up early in the morning to walk them.

That's why some people should never be a dog owner.

[King Shizzo]

That's why some people should never be a dog owner.

Atleast I admit it. I don't run out and get a baby pit, just because its the cool thing to do.

[Nails]

Dogs = Bitches

Bitches = Woman


 
 

[Papper]

I have a bunch of dogs and an ornery cat. In the event of an emergency, one of the dogs knows it's his job to take out the cat 

Seriously: the fucking cat challenges ME for alpha in the house.

He can smell you're beta from miles away and calls you on it.

The need to have a lot of guard dogs probably tips you off.

[_aj_]

He can smell you're beta from miles away and calls you on it.

The need to have a lot of guard dogs probably tips you off.

 

[TEH boob]

Women have better tits though.

ORLY?

[bradistani]

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/06/rescued-dog-returns-the-favor-saves-owner-from-carbon-monoxide/20844528/?ncid=webmail1

hadn't seen a german shep in years until a few weeks back when i saw a young polish lass walking one.

my mum had a beauty.. paws like fucking dinner plates. he was awesome, i'd take for walks along the beck all the time

[Tapeworm]

ORLY?

One would hope?