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The Nuclear Option — John Kerry, The Ridiculous Face of U.S. Diplomacyby Charles Hurt 13 Mar 2014, 11:42 AM PDT 115 post a comment
With a face like this, is it any wonder we are the laughingstock of the world?
To be fair, Secretary of State John Kerry started out at a considerable disadvantage. His long, narrow face — with those sad, sunken eyes — has often been compared to that of a horse; perhaps a starving draft mule retreating with a family from the Dust Bowl during the Great Depression.
That, along with what he says when he opens his mouth, has long made him an easy caricature of a perfect buffoon.
Mr. Kerry will, of course, go down in history as the man who gave George W. Bush a second term in 2004 — despite the suffocating unpopularity of the Iraq war at the time of the election.
Mr. Kerry was such a terrible presidential candidate that Lyndon Baines Johnson still wakes up in his coffin giggling over a recurring dream in which he draws Mr. Kerry as an opponent in 1968. In the dream, Johnson not only runs at the height of the Vietnam War, but thoroughly trounces the Brahmin wannabe from Boston.
Understandably, his place in political history remains a sore point for Mr. Kerry. For all of time, the “Kerry Doctrine” will be known, simply, as “four more years of Bush foreign policies.”
Asked by a CNN reporter whether he plans on running for president again — a cruel question if there ever was one — Mr. Kerry reportedly shot back: “I am out of politics. And based on the ratings, so is CNN.”
Talk about touching a nerve.
But I don’t mean to dwell on Mr. Kerry’s God-given unfortunate looks. That would be impolite. And, anyway, that is not the problem.
The problem with Mr. Kerry and the reason he is making a ridiculous fool of the U.S. the world over is not the looks God gave him but, rather, the looks he has since tried to give himself.In the years of insecurity and self-doubt since his 2004 defeat, Mr. Kerry has submitted his face to an unknown battery of syringe pricks, scalpel slices, and sutures.
His once-narrow jawline has been blown out as if he has had a serious set of jowl implants. His face looks more like a flat tire today than that of a malnourished horse.
Read more:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/03/12/nuclear-option-John-Kerry-The-ridiculous-face-of-a-ridiculous-US-diplomacy
