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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2014, 05:39:02 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 25, 2014, 05:16:53 AM
Nothing turns me off more than a lazy bitch who does not clean her house I would never date a woman like that.

Fix it for you, you man loving nut juggling bag of post suck.

They named a new dinosaur after you - Tyrannosaurus Fag
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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2014, 05:45:32 AM »
Oh gawd MDF cubbyholes  :-X

Would love to be her credit card issuer.
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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2014, 07:59:49 AM »
How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..

1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards

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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2014, 08:07:50 AM »
Yeah but not all 5 with the same woman/ same encounter.  That'd be some State of Florida shit.
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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2014, 08:13:46 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 25, 2014, 07:59:49 AM
How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..

1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked- Many, many, many times
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway- Seldom bothered to notice which speaks out loud for the times I did notice
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...- Every time
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards- Almost every time
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards- I even did that with my wife

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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2014, 08:15:37 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 25, 2014, 07:59:49 AM
How many of us have had sex with a girl, where..

1) She wasn't a fresh/clean as we would have liked
2) Her house/car/sex location was filthy but we continued anyway
3) She had some major issue/flaw but we overlooked it for an hour...
4) We knew before starting the sex that we would 100% run and never contact again right afterwards
5) We actually laid groundwork for our excuse BEFORE the sex so it seemed true afterwards

???

bitch had gerbils running all over the place

went for a piss and their was gerbil shit all over the floor

still smashed her to pieces

not proud though not proud at all
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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2014, 08:19:58 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 08:15:37 AM
bitch had gerbils running all over the place
went for a piss and their was gerbil shit all over the floor

still smashed her to pieces

not proud though not proud at all

Lol!!!  This is cracking me up!!!
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Re: Clean in order
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2014, 08:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on March 25, 2014, 08:19:58 AM
Lol!!!  This is cracking me up!!!

im hoping they were gerbils

might have been colourful rats  ;D
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