You sit there, mustering up enough patience as you possibly can. There is one black guy in the 'push up' position over your wife's face. His dick in her mouth and balls bouncing off her chin. One black guy underneath her with a dick in her ass, clapping those cheeks. The last one is on her belly, she's getting inseminated vaginally. A Mandingo sandwich. All holes plugged. You can only think about how much washing and scrubbing it will take to get the cum stains out of the futon they've been wearing out.
Finally you let out a long sigh. "Can I get you guys something?".
"Can a niggah get some Kool-Aid", someone in the sandwich asks you. You're not sure who.
Before you leave and walk to your car, you turn back around and ask, "What flavor?".
They all simultaneously look up at you and stare. Even your wife.
After an awkward silence you remark: "Purple it is".
