Sorry, but I think that deviates from fundamental mathematical formulas.
Straight man asking "Whatever happened to X"=Bodybuilding Historian
Gay Man asking "Whatever happened to X"=Gay Man Searching for Jerk Material
Special "Math Major Gaydar" Ed
Haha on the “historian” vs “fapper” math lesson analogy above. If you believe in reincarnation, some historians could wake up in next life in horror as they discover they’ve turned into fappers.