I guess you haven't.  I apologize.  i'm being a dick.  
but dude I've been called a homo like 9 times in the past 4 hours.  cut me some slack.  only my wife gets to call me that when I refuse to take out the garbage.
Even your wife calls you gay.
You are a closet case homo republican and even you wife knows it.
No wonder you are so fucked in the head it must be a horrible situation to be in.