Protein bars today are sub par

[The True Adonis]

they taste like bacon beef jerky (although not at all tough like jerky)

it's basically food and not anything resembling a processed protein bar.

The ingredients are bison, bacon, dried cranberries, lactic acid, celery powder and salt

My brother brought me some when he was here (he lives in Austin) but I buy them online (though Bison Bacon is currently sold out)

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Yes, because Bison meat and Bacon (made with nitrates, salt and preservatives/processed)  is shelf stable without added preservatives, hence processing. 

Moron.

[Straw Man]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Yes, because Bison meat and Bacon (made with nitrates, salt and preservatives/processed)  is shelf stable without added preservatives, hence processing. 

Moron.

You seem to specialize is talking out of your ass and having no clue what the you're talking about

go read the website .....or not

I really couldn't give a rats ass

you're a pissy little bitch who is so full of self loathing that you have to spend your days on this board trying to act like a know it all about everything just to make yourself feel better

[The True Adonis]

You seem to specialize is talking out of your ass and having no clue what the you're talking about

go read the website .....or not

I really couldn't give a rats ass

you're a pissy little bitch who is so full of self loathing that you have to spend your days on this board trying to act like a know it all about everything just to make yourself feel better

Calm down, Trayvon.

It will be ok, I promise.

[The True Adonis]

You seem to specialize is talking out of your ass and having no clue what the you're talking about

go read the website .....or not

I really couldn't give a rats ass

you're a pissy little bitch who is so full of self loathing that you have to spend your days on this board trying to act like a know it all about everything just to make yourself feel better

I already went to their site.  Its clear that the meat has to be processed and preserved.  Hope this helps.

[Straw Man]

Calm down, Trayvon.

It will be ok, I promise.

do you see me using capital letters or exclamation points

nope, that you would be you Martha

[Straw Man]

I already went to their site.  Its clear that the meat has to be processed and preserved.  Hope this helps.

when did I say they weren't "processed or preserved"

It's dried meat and dried fruit you dipshit

I don't give a shit if it helps you or not

clearly your self esteem is so damaged that you're well beyond help

[The True Adonis]

when did I say they weren't "processed or preserved"

It's dried meat and dried fruit you dipshit

I don't give a shit if it helps you or not

clearly your self esteem is so damaged that you're well beyond help

they taste like bacon beef jerky (although not at all tough like jerky)

it's basically food and not anything resembling a processed protein bar.

The ingredients are bison, bacon, dried cranberries, lactic acid, celery powder and salt

My brother brought me some when he was here (he lives in Austin) but I buy them online (though Bison Bacon is currently sold out)

[The True Adonis]

Also, why did you tell me to go to their website?

[Straw Man]

that must be a dunce emoticon

I said they didn't resemble processed protein bars not that they weren't processed

All protein bars, powders etc.. are processed.  Shit ground beef is processed

I never said they weren't "processed" and I certainly didn't say they weren't "preserved"

Are you truly this fucking stupid

btw - all I said in my first post was that this was the only protein bar that I liked these days

You seem to have a weird need to attack others without any provocation

that's usually a sign of extremely poor self esteem which is pretty fucking obvious from your posts

[The True Adonis]

that must be a dunce emoticon

I said they didn't resemble processed protein bars not that they weren't processed

All protein bars, powders etc.. are processed.  Shit ground beef is processed

I never said they weren't "processed" and I certainly didn't say they weren't "preserved"

Are you truly this fucking stupid

btw - all I said in my first post was that this was the only protein bar that I liked these days

You seem to have a weird need to attack others without any provocation

that's usually a sign of extremely poor self esteem which is pretty fucking obvious from your posts

I feel most sorry for the bison.  He would be angry if he knew he was inside a shitty protein bar, consumed by a limp-wristed imp.

[Straw Man]

I feel most sorry for the bison.  He would be angry if he knew he was inside a shitty protein bar, consumed by a limp-wristed imp.

LOL - is that all you've got left

Ok, well I hope your little tantrum helps you feel better about yourself for a few hours

[The True Adonis]

LOL - is that all you've got left

Ok, well I hope your little tantrum helps you feel better about yourself for a few hours

It does.

[Straw Man]

It does.

I know

It's obvious

[residue]

Quest bars are so good, but i do question their nutritional values for sure

they're super easy to make, and a lot cheaper it's literally 3 ingredients
vita fiber
a scoop whey
2 tbs almond flour