I was at the gym, lifting hard, prepping, going to war, etc. I look over and some twink is rolling on the ladies mat and moaning like whore. He signals for me, and I signal back "You stay there, I'll stay here."
He kept rolling around and asking for a "salty banana."
When I didn't respond to his bearcall, he came up and claimed his "abs cramped."
Very weird.
