Girl assaults you and breaks your nose, what do you do? (Vid)

[ChopperRider]

I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

This fucking fool has never been in a fight in his life.

God, I would pay money to see Foozle light you and Shitso on fire.

[bigmc]

[Alpine]

I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for, first i need to put my back against a wall so they cant jump me from behind, then when the first dude comes at me i aim for the chin and put him to sleep, the second one will flip out to see his friend knocked out and he should be wide open for a right straight, the other 2 dudes will see that you are not to be fucked with and back away or they get the same treatment.

When the trainer speaks, the world trembles.

4 dudes + 1 trainer = 4 fucked up bodies. That is real ultimate glory right there. What an all american badass. Probably punch one of the guys out with their buddy's own fist like Jackie fucking Chan, huh?

I will fuck up 4 average dudes what the hell do I train for,

** Then the trainer woke the fuck up from his getbig nap, brushed the cheezit crumbs off his breasts and got back to posting garbage.** 

[Icelord]

@2:24

That's what women are, man. They all assume you deserve it, because some guy slapped them around in the past. I fucking hate our society.

[Icelord]

When the trainer speaks, the world trembles.

4 dudes + 1 trainer = 4 fucked up bodies. That is real ultimate glory right there. What an all american badass. Probably punch one of the guys out with their buddy's own fist like Jackie fucking Chan, huh?

He must've seen this scene a few dozen times:

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Would have been great if he did this. And i'm not joking...

[anabolichalo]

this is why a pimp is always with a couple of hos to do his dirty work

[Icelord]

this is why a pimp is always with a couple of hos to do his dirty work

Women will always prefer a man who uses them for his own needs than one who caters to theirs. They don't respect being respected.

[anabolichalo]

Women will always prefer a man who uses them for his own needs than one who caters to theirs. They don't respect being respected.

then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied

[Icelord]

then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied

You never used her. She probably enjoyed the sex more than you did. Lots of women around who want a cock whenever they text for one.

Once she pays your bills so you don't need to work, you'll be in the pimp zone.

[bradistani]

why i ALWAYS have a rolled up copy of FLEX in my back pocket

[anabolichalo]

You never used her. She probably enjoyed the sex more than you did. Lots of women around who want a cock whenever they text for one.

Once she pays your bills so you don't need to work, you'll be in the pimp zone.

98% of black man  -  white woman relationships

[anabolichalo]

why i ALWAYS have a rolled up copy of FLEX in my back pocket

[Marty Champions]

that girls ass in the vid made me cum my britches

[spiro]

sucks for him, he would have been jumped by 4-5 guidos in the process.  Best to just remember who they are, walk away and then take them out one by one.  Did that once in highschool when I was jumped.  Went to each one of their homes, knocked on the door and beat the shit out of each one with a bat.

Shit happened to me once and I'm dead serious I got jumped by some black guys when I was 17 they were in their 20s. I saw the leader of the whole thing shooting hoops at the park I was at. I picked up a stick.and.waited till he got done. I followed him to his car and yelled hey guy remember me. When he turned around I split his head with the stick and broke it over his head. He had a cocunet head though and we punched eachother 2-3 times he cracked me in the jaw so hard I couldn't remember anything the rest of.the night. We both had to go to court because he pressed charges. Judge ended up throwing it out when he learned I was jumped.

This whole thing happened at one of my high school graduation parties lol. Everyone from my class watched the whole thing happen they thought I was crazy. I actually got a long before with the negro that did it. We ran track together I was a freshmen he was a senior. I remember he was a top athlete could easily dunk big strong cat. We use to run into another at bars later on. He blew up to like 300 pounds we always had stare downs until people made us shake hands. I didn't really want to fight him again because he was a tough dude. It would of been a very ugly fight when I was full grown.

He's a fat ass towney loser so I.guess I have the last laugh.

[Teutonic Knight]

then why baby mama gone?

i fucked her everytime i felt like it, if she resisted or not it was not relevant, in the end she always complied

Now she will fuck others on yours sofa 

[Icelord]

Now she will fuck others on yours sofa 

Fortunately there's many prostitutes in 'Cuba'.

[Army of One]

Always ask yourself in this situation, what would this guy do?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Always ask yourself in this situation, what would this guy do?

Bad ass thinks he's Bruce Lee but 5 knee strikes and hits to an 80 pound chinese chick and she's still standing and just looks distraught as she adjusts her shirt afterwards

[Natural Man]

Too right.

Wonder if he'd kept his job on that show another 4 seasons if he'd headbutted her in the face.

please, please...tell me you know it s scripted right?

[Icelord]

please, please...tell me you know it s scripted right?

All reality TV is "scripted" because the producers tell the actors what they want from them in general. Does that mean the time a guy punched Snookie in the mouth at the bar was scripted too? Considering the guy got arrested. Same with the time Ronnie got arrested for fighting some guido outside a club. Do you think those cops were actors?

Jwoww's a savage. Typical white trash guido scum who smacks people in the face when she doesn't get her way. I fully believe that scene was spontaneous.

[Kwon_2]

this.

though it would have been great to see him release all his anger by decking the loud, white knight

mind you, i couldn't watch it all on account of her shrill, annoying shrieking. womens voices can go right through me sometimes  

How i just wanted and hoped to see him "snap" when that loudmouth with boxing gloves stepped up to him lol