The superhero tight shirt

[the trainer]

So I was at the mall today and I pick up some super hero muscle shirts I got the batman, superman and hulk shirt, do you think girls would be turned on by a guy wearing this at the club it would be like a superhero fantasy for her.

[_aj_]

I think that the Foozle account needs second and third shift coverage.

[HTexan]

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/under-armour-alter-ego-shirt-superman-compression-t-shirt?ID=1170169&CategoryID=9559&LinkType=#fn=BRAND%3DUnder%20Armour%26MENS_PRODUCT_TYPE%3DT-Shirts%26SPECIAL_OFFERS%3DClearance/Closeout%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D15%26ruleId%3D61%26slotId%3D14


on sale, you're welcome 

[Foozle]

So I was at the mall today and I pick up some super hero muscle shirts I got the batman, superman and hulk shirt, do you think girls would be turned on by a guy wearing this at the club it would be like a superhero fantasy for her.

The only superheroes you like are Sphincterman, The Incredible Sperm,  and Buttman & Rubbin.  You've been cornholed so often your lower intestine hangs out like a tampon string.

Your threads fucking suck.  You're the dumbest fuck here.  Eat a dick gaybo.

[Hulkotron]

The only superheroes you like are Sphincterman, The Incredible Sperm,  and Buttman & Rubbin.  You've been cornholed so often your lower intestine hangs out like a tampon string.

Your threads fucking suck.  You're the dumbest fuck here.  Eat a dick gaybo.

 

[_aj_]

The only superheroes you like are Sphincterman, The Incredible Sperm,  and Buttman & Rubbin.  You've been cornholed so often your lower intestine hangs out like a tampon string.

Your threads fucking suck.  You're the dumbest fuck here.  Eat a dick gaybo.

Ahhhhh, the cavalry has arrived.

[Lustral]

They would look horrible in a club:

1) It's a club. People judge on appearance. If you are muscular to begin with people think you are a dumb, narcissistic meathead trying to show off. A superhero top only confirms that stereotype. #

2) You wanna show muscles but look attractive. This is where nightclub politics enter. It's cool to wear a tight white t-shirt, preferably elasticated as otherwise it will loosen as the night goes on. Also, white in a dark nightclub exacerbates definition under the t-shirt and highlights tanned arms etc.

Let me know if you need any more advice on pulling whores in a nightclub.

[the trainer]

The only superheroes you like are Sphincterman, The Incredible Sperm,  and Buttman & Rubbin.  You've been cornholed so often your lower intestine hangs out like a tampon string.

Your threads fucking suck.  You're the dumbest fuck here.  Eat a dick gaybo.

You where crying like a bitch in timeout, you are lucky your beta fag friends where begging for you on here, but dont worry i am going to deal with you real good.

[HavoX]

Pretty cool... If the club is the boyscouts and you are 8.

[the trainer]

They would look horrible in a club:

1) It's a club. People judge on appearance. If you are muscular to begin with people think you are a dumb, narcissistic meathead trying to show off. A superhero top only confirms that stereotype. #

2) You wanna show muscles but look attractive. This is where nightclub politics enter. It's cool to wear a tight white t-shirt, preferably elasticated as otherwise it will loosen as the night goes on. Also, white in a dark nightclub exacerbates definition under the t-shirt and highlights tanned arms etc.

Let me know if you need any more advice on pulling whores in a nightclub.

Good idea about the white shirt and drinking some wine to help the vascularity would he cool also but my train of thought was that the whores would dig the super hero shirt on a sex fantasy basis.

[Lustral]

Good idea about the white shirt and drinking some wine to help the vascularity would he cool also but my train of thought was that the whores would dig the super hero shirt on a sex fantasy basis.

Have you ever heard a girl fantasise about Christopher Reeve? Pre-wheelchair of course. They act emotionally, not based on exterior factors. They see ripped muscles, swaying hips and good face and they cream. That's a protector who makes her loins wet.

[Foozle]

You where crying like a bitch in timeout, you are lucky your beta fag friends where begging for you on here, but dont worry i am going to deal with you real good.

The only thing you do is make us progressively dumber by reading your posts, gayner.  Your posts fucking suck, they read as if they were typed by a baboon with cerebral palsy on cocaine.

Worry less about internet threats and more about what falls out of you oversized asshole when you sit down, you knob gobbing goo burping man's ass sniffing sphincter tonguing gayburger.   Eat shit bitch.

Your game of thrones name would be Invadis Myasseon

[King Shizzo]

The only thing you do is make us progressively dumber by reading your posts, gayner.  Your posts fucking suck, they read as if they were typed by a baboon with cerebral palsy on cocaine.

Worry less about internet threats and more about what falls out of you oversized asshole when you sit down, you knob gobbing goo burping man's ass sniffing sphincter tonguing gayburger.   Eat shit bitch.

Your game of thrones name would be Invadis Myasseon

Starting to burn out already.

[Lustral]

Starting to burn out already.

Shizzo what is your avi? Reminds me of a mix between Barnace Boy from spogebob and Maddox:

[King Shizzo]

Shizzo what is your avi? Reminds me of a mix between Barnace Boy from spogebob and Maddox:

Its me. Beautifully created by Ironmeister.

It shows the essence of Shizzo. Bottle in one hand, and barely able to stay upright.