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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2014, 08:30:09 PM »
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.
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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2014, 10:18:28 PM »
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.

Darren would need a pro type stack and a decade of training to look like a 14 year old cross-country runner.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2014, 12:00:05 AM »
Never heard of him

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2014, 12:04:52 AM »
Never heard of him

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2014, 06:02:58 AM »
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.

That's weird, I got called that by some girl in the pub Saturday night when I tried my luck.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2014, 06:11:47 AM »
His "wife" (Alex Curran) is one of those chicks who looks smoking hot when "done up" but is probably a nightmare first thing in the morning:

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2014, 12:38:05 PM »
That's weird, I got called that by some girl in the pub Saturday night when I tried my luck.

I think it's all in good fun, mate.
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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2014, 12:42:06 PM »
His "wife" (Alex Curran) is one of those chicks who looks smoking hot when "done up" but is probably a nightmare first thing in the morning:

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Heard a rumour years ago that she banged some gangster while married to Stevie G. If true he should've canned her.

I remember summer 2005 when it was all but confirmed he'd be joining Chelsea, 9 years on and still in a red shirt. He prob turned down an extra £50-100k per week for those 9 years, a rare thing in the modern game.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2014, 12:51:53 PM »
Heard a rumour years ago that she banged some gangster while married to Stevie G. If true he should've canned her.

I remember summer 2005 when it was all but confirmed he'd be joining Chelsea, 9 years on and still in a red shirt. He prob turned down an extra £50-100k per week for those 9 years, a rare thing in the modern game.

I've heard rumours that apparently he stayed at Liverpool because he was threatened by gangsters in the Liverpool underworld. Not sure how true these are though.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2014, 01:03:58 PM »
It would be absolutely impossible for any footballer (soccer to the yanks) to put on any substantial size with all that amount of running/training these guys do.

When was last time you saw muscular footballer?

They probably burn like 5 thousand calories a day...lol
 


It depends on how you define "muscular". Carrying too much size is obviously a hindrance because it can make you cumbersome and can affect your endurance levels. However, being muscular but in a slim and athletic way is perfect. Players like Ronaldo, Bale and Drogba have the ideal physique for a footballer.
Of course, it depends on the position you play too. Goalkeepers for instance can afford to carry more mass since height/reach are an major advantage and less endurance is required.
Ex-goalkeeper Stuart Tomlinson had probably the best physique in British football (soccer):


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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2014, 01:08:42 PM »
I've heard rumours that apparently he stayed at Liverpool because he was threatened by gangsters in the Liverpool underworld. Not sure how true these are though.

I'm sure Darren's underworld acquaintances could inform him.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2014, 01:10:05 PM »
I'm sure Darren's underworld acquaintances could inform him.

Darren's only link to the criminal underworld is his DVD collection of Danny Dyer's Hardest Men. ;D

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2014, 01:11:41 PM »
Darren's only link to the criminal underworld is his DVD collection of Danny Dyer's Hardest Men. ;D

Love how Dyer would be watching  Celtic v Rangers match through binoculars and acting scared - "it's proper kicking off now" while off camera child mascots roam freely around the stadium.

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Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2014, 04:43:19 PM »
Steve Gerrard is a legend, a man amongst boys, stands tall and plays for his team, in a football world of greed and selfishness, he stands above all. If England had a team full of players like him they would be in with a chance at the world cup, hes on the way out now but no footballer on the planet has the same level of respect.



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