Who said bouncers are jerks?

[Waller]

NICE LONG POLE'NO HOMO'

The dude can fit 6 rings on it, impressive. Jel homo

[Simple Simon]

And this picture is supposed to tell us what exactly?

Sorry if it was over your head, it was meant to indicate trainer was on a 'fishing' expedition with his post.

[the trainer]

Sorry if it was over your head, it was meant to indicate trainer was on a 'fishing' expedition with his post.

How am I  fishing the bouncers lift at the gyms that I train and work, you would never see a 155 pound guy being a bouncer even if he can kick ass cause nobody would respect him at the door, a big dude is used for intimidation but since I am a big dude also the bouncer size does not intimidate me so he gives me the alpha male respect.

[dyslexic]

I work with a lot of very big bouncers. They are cool... for the most part.


When it's time to go to work, they put on their game face.


They have no idea what condition they will return home in.


They do have a lot of female "friends" but for the most part, they just get slung over each shoulder and thrown into their cars. Keys are taken and given back when they sober up. Wow. NOT glamourous.

[Simple Simon]

How am I  fishing the bouncers lift at the gyms that I train and work, you would never see a 155 pound guy being a bouncer even if he can kick ass cause nobody would respect him at the door, a big dude is used for intimidation but since I am a big dude also the bouncer size does not intimidate me so he gives me the alpha male respect.

Stop it.

[Waller]

It's a far from glamorous job.. getting called a girl all night long, spat at, punched, kicked, bitten, lied to... it'd take more than some fat slags trying it on to make that glamorous

[Waller]

Rofl ok I can't say kunt. Noted

[bigmc]

Rofl ok I can't say kunt. Noted

why not

cunt

[hench]

So true, i know of a bouncer who had quite a rep, but one night he was followed to the car park and run down. Ended up in a wheel chair for life just coz some scrote didn't like the fact he wasn't allowed in the club for his dress standards.
Bouncer had a good physique, bodybuilded and looked after himself.
The longer you're in the game the higher the chance your eventually gonna come unstuck.

bouncing and bodyguarding are two thankless pursuits, while your bouncing some drunk his friend stabs you in the back with a knife. if you hurt someone bad, do you think the club will provide a lawyer for you?   really. ::)bodyguarding might even be worse.

[polychronopolous]

Could you start shit with this bouncer.

Getting paid to work the door and racking up some cash on the side by schmoe pressing. Shrewd.

[Ursus]

 

[A Righteous Sort]

If you go to Vanilla nightclub in Windsor, UK you get these fine men looking after you for the night.

These homos wouldn't last 5 seconds against a legit practicioner of 'Grace Jiu-Jitsu'

[Sam]

[Rambone]

[funk51]

ROADHOUSE

[Darren Avey]

[ChopperRider]

Darren really looking to get a taste of Lenny McClain balls.