Have you ever been shipwrecked & alone, stranded on an island?

[Royalty]

You seem disappointed. 

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[wolfrittner]

I went on a ski trip in the Austrian alps about15 years go and a big snowstorm blew in. Me and my girlfriend had to hide out in an cave for 3 days. Till it cleared up. I asked her if its ok to eat her if she freezes to death.
 Lets put it this way I didn't get a sunburn   But I guess that doesn't count as an island.

[TEH boob]

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ooo damn mister, you're awful strong, save me from the shark

[wolfrittner]

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