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Safety Fat - True Story
« on: June 24, 2014, 04:21:38 AM »
Was talking to this girl at the gym about working out and all that. I mentioned that I'm working on losing like 15 pounds, she said "you don't need to lose any weight".

I pinched the fat on my leg and gave her a funny look and she said "That's just safety fat". I about shit myself

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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 04:24:22 AM »
Safety as in a hydrostatic barrier to projectiles or as in a ready source of emergency catabolisis in times of starvation?
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2014, 04:26:51 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on June 24, 2014, 04:24:22 AM
Safety as in a hydrostatic barrier to projectiles or as in a ready source of emergency catabolisis in times of starvation?

Well, both

It's a line made famous on getbig by Vincent Basilé. I wonder if she's a getbigger.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 04:28:44 AM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2014, 04:26:51 AM
Well, both

It's a line made famous on getbig by Vincent Basilé. I wonder if she's a getbigger.

So much insider GB I don't know yet...
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 04:30:07 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on June 24, 2014, 04:28:44 AM
So much insider GB I don't know yet...

You're a very quick learner. I'd love to tutor you, if you don't mind me dressing up as a high school cheerleader.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2014, 04:32:27 AM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2014, 04:30:07 AM
You're a very quick learner. I'd love to tutor you, if you don't mind me dressing up as a high school cheerleader.

That might work. Do you mind cleaning your little dress after each "session?". PM me, we can work something out...
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2014, 04:35:13 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on June 24, 2014, 04:32:27 AM
That might work. Do you mind cleaning your little dress after each "session?". PM me, we can work something out...

haha!

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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2014, 04:36:42 AM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2014, 04:26:51 AM
Well, both

It's a line made famous on getbig by Vincent Basilé. I wonder if she's a getbigger.

Question her about arm training. You'll know soon enough.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2014, 04:44:26 AM »
women dont care about bodyfat.

you can become good looking with high bodyfat only if you are healthy

women care about looks not bodyfat

your body could be a mess but its the face they care about
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2014, 04:56:10 AM »
Lets get Booty's point of view on this subject.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2014, 05:00:55 AM »
Booty get the fuck in here now baby...  8)

Picture tbombz ass minus all the hair with a beautiful natural upper body.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2014, 06:02:54 AM »
My doctor said it would be ok to be 40 or 50lbs heavier than my ideal weight.

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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2014, 06:41:55 AM »
Safety fat=doggy grips?
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2014, 02:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2014, 04:21:38 AM
Was talking to this girl at the gym about working out and all that. I mentioned that I'm working on losing like 15 pounds, she said "you don't need to lose any weight".

I pinched the fat on my leg and gave her a funny look and she said "That's just safety fat". I about shit myself

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Dammmmmmmit.....

You are a fucken beast of the best order arent you?

I'll be yer huckleberry

EDIT: FUCKEN HELL DOES THE THOUGHT OF YOUR SEXY ASS MOVIN AND GRINDING TO FUCKEN GLEN MAKE ME.....NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!!!!!!!! Lol fuck!
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2014, 02:43:53 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2014, 04:35:13 AM
haha!



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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2014, 02:45:46 PM »
Galeniko would look at you and laugh at 15 pounds. He will then square you away on how you actually need to lose 45 to be anywhere near close to being shredded.

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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2014, 02:59:55 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on June 24, 2014, 06:02:54 AM
My doctor said it would be ok to be 40 or 50lbs heavier than my ideal weight.

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You must be slim.
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2014, 03:06:43 PM »
It's all nice to carry that "safety" then a pool party comes up and you wish you lived kamikaze for the past three months as you're gona look like a fat turd in the pool.

This applies to me anyway
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2014, 03:38:38 PM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on June 24, 2014, 03:06:43 PM
It's all nice to carry that "safety" then a pool party comes up and you wish you lived kamikaze for the past three months as you're gona look like a fat turd in the pool.

This applies to me anyway

It's easy to walk around with a thick layer of lard around the waist and go through life full

But nothing beats the epic lean face and taking off your short with no shame  8) making all your friends look like shit
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2014, 04:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 24, 2014, 02:38:46 PM
Dammmmmmmit.....

You are a fucken beast of the best order arent you?

I'll be yer huckleberry

EDIT: FUCKEN HELL DOES THE THOUGHT OF YOUR SEXY ASS MOVIN AND GRINDING TO FUCKEN GLEN MAKE ME.....NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!!!!!!!! Lol fuck!

(RONNIE)
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Re: Safety Fat - True Story
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2014, 04:39:35 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on June 24, 2014, 02:45:46 PM
Galeniko would look at you and laugh at 15 pounds. He will then square you away on how you actually need to lose 45 to be anywhere near close to being shredded.



True... lol

I would need to lose 30 (or 45) to look like lean Gal. Just apprehensive about giving up my safety fat.






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