Can someone help me? I was told I am socially awkward at party,

[Tapeworm]

People are going to tell you to buy a fedora.  Don't.  What you want is a stovepipe tophat, my friend.

[_aj_]

People are going to tell you to buy a fedora.  Don't.  What you want is a stovepipe tophat, my friend.

[A Righteous Sort]

Cocaine was invented for people like you.

This

[Super Natural]

The one bonus is you will never be "friend zoned" because with your current mindset you'll never have any  female friends in the first place.

[ESFitness]

are you an adult?

wtf are you doing going to 'parties'?

take care of your responsibilities and leave 'partying' to kids who have no goals in life.

if somebody complains how you are at a party, the kid probably works all week so he/she can save up enough money to drink it away on the weekends and then save enough money to go on vacations to vegas... all while living in either A)parents house or B)shitty studio apt and either driving A)shitty car they can't afford to repair or B)financed Honda Accord they can't afford overall.

[cephissus]

Cocaine was invented for people like you.

There have been a few good posts in this thread.

This is the best.