I wish. I love eating Cheetos, but they are so bad for you. I'd also love to be posting from my parent's house. Although my parents are long dead, their house would be worth a whole lot more than mine is, more than three times as much, plus they had a pool and we're in a hot spell which invites swimming. Not sure I'd want to live in Southern California now though.
I sympathize with your daily craps roll on whether you wake up or not, but your posts are just fucking my getbig experience up.
Either start juicing your old panty boy ass up and stop posting like a young albert fish, but not cool, or gtfo!