Welcome. Its more fun with steroids.
Once you get really big you can.insult people with impunity...thats the best part IMO.
I Just said to the GM of my gym not an hour ago ..."if aliens came to our planet, they would think you and I are different species, and wonder why I haven't killed you and eaten you yet."
LOLOL
the manager at my gym is such a hilariously skinny fat, slumping, balding worthless piece of slime who clearly hasn't touched a weight in at least two decades
sometimes i think he works there solely because he gets to wear the same black sweats and a t-shirt every single day
i can't fathom how anyone would pay a single dime to any of the trainers at my gym either... you could take a look at every single one of them in action and play a challenging game of "which is the client?"