Cell Phone Thief Pwned

[Lustral]

What's so smart about a Smartphone....it does a lot of things but it does it pretty shitty.  Camera is shit, can't surf porn from it...hard to scroll past the foreplay and cheesy shit, organizer is a mess....better and faster just to use a paper one.  Even making calls from one is shitty when you have to smash your fingers into the screen until it turns into a smudgy piece of trash....nothing personal but I like my phones with buttons so I know that I'm hitting the right number....and as cheap as a 10 dollar phone is, it still has bluetooth so I can use my 5 dollar bluetooth earpiece.



Cockett didn't need all that shit neither.  Keep it fresh



  

Camera on mine is good enough and it is great for watching porn, you can just scroll to bit you want. Only thing is where to put phone wben you're coming. I just lay it on bed and jizz into old underpants.

[monstermunch]

Pretty sure Vince has never owned a smart phone based on that statement.