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Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« on: August 13, 2014, 06:43:38 AM »
Two straight years I have made my pilgrimage to Vegas over the summer.  Two trips of completely different results.  After gathering all the statistics and info I could I came up with a scientific proven algorithm which I'll share at the end.

Trip 1-

Last summer.  I was in a "bulking" phase or as normal people call it, fat.  I was still very muscular but smoother than Heath off season, gut hanging out, face rivaling the roundness of Alex23.  4 nights in Vegas, pool parties etc...  

Results- Left with a couple phone numbers that were dead ends and made out with 1 chick and was propositioned by 3 different hookers pretending to be partying at the club one of which I am 100% certain was a tranny.

Trip 2-

This summer.  Strict diet and leaning for most of the year.  Arms veiny like a cock, tren raging throughout, abs defined, lean face.  3 nights in Vegas.

Results - Phone has been blowing up since I've left.  Fucked 2 girls, 1 at three different times and days.  Turned down sex from 2 others due to bad timing, made out with 4 random chicks and finger banged 1 chick in the MGM pool.  I could approach any chick and she would stop what's she was doing and give her attention to me.


As you can see, Results are completely different.  With this I give you all a scientific algorithm to live by and use for your next Vegas trip.


BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS

LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES




School's out!

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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 06:45:39 AM »
Two straight years I have made my pilgrimage to Vegas over the summer.  Two trips of completely different results.  After gathering all the statistics and info I could I came up with a scientific proven algorithm which I'll share at the end.

Trip 1-

Last summer.  I was in a "bulking" phase or as normal people call it, fat.  I was still very muscular but smoother than Heath off season, gut hanging out, face rivaling the roundness of Alex23.  4 nights in Vegas, pool parties etc...  

Results- Left with a couple phone numbers that were dead ends and made out with 1 chick and was propositioned by 3 different hookers pretending to be partying at the club one of which I am 100% certain was a tranny.

Trip 2-

This summer.  Strict diet and leaning for most of the year.  Arms veiny like a cock, tren raging throughout, abs defined, lean face.  3 nights in Vegas.

Results - Phone has been blowing up since I've left.  Fucked 2 girls, 1 at three different times and days.  Turned down sex from 2 others due to bad timing, made out with 4 random chicks and finger banged 1 chick in the MGM pool.  I could approach any chick and she would stop what's she was doing and give her attention to me.


As you can see, Results are completely different.  With this I give you all a scientific algorithm to live by and use for your next Vegas trip.


BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS

LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES




School's out!

How did that E-mail bitch go?

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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2014, 06:47:40 AM »
Be sure to meet up with the trainer on August 6.

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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2014, 06:53:39 AM »

BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS

LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES


You forgot the third:  GAYBO GAINER + VEGAS = GALLONS OF SPERM DRANK AND FORESKINS SLURPED WHILE BALLBAGS WERE DELICATELY JUGGLED AS IF THEY WERE TWO EGGS BEING ROTATED IN A PALM WHILE TRYING NOT TO BE BROKEN.  AND THIS:




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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2014, 06:55:52 AM »
How did that E-mail bitch go?

Nothing but it did change my life as mentioned I bag some fattie the other night and now I am off them forever.  Thin is in.

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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2014, 06:57:41 AM »
Nothing but it did change my life as mentioned I bag some fattie the other night and now I am off them forever.  Thin is in.

good on you, do not disrespect yourself again.

I will offer you words of advice. Be Selfish..


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Re: Going to Vegas - A Tale of two Bodies. Lessons to be learned
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2014, 07:35:47 AM »
You forgot the third:  GAYBO GAINER + VEGAS = GALLONS OF SPERM DRANK AND FORESKINS SLURPED WHILE BALLBAGS WERE DELICATELY JUGGLED AS IF THEY WERE TWO EGGS BEING ROTATED IN A PALM WHILE TRYING NOT TO BE BROKEN.  AND THIS:



Just when I begin to despair that you had left us...

Your work is not done yet...the gayner remains...