i remeber i had to take a mean shit n i was at this hot broads house i just met like aweek before, anyway she had a bathroom that was near the living room where we where watching tv,anyway i was like,listen i need to get my cell phone outta my car outside,she said ok.i went outside n hid behind her bushes n squatted down n right in the middle of my dump i hear someone walking near me, then this big flashlite comes on me n its her standing there looking at me. i ran with my pants down n jumped in my car n smoked up the tires n i was gone,she kept calling me that night n said why did u run on the answer machine, she said its cool n dont worry about it. i was embarrassed to talk to her again but i seen her 2 days later n she was smiling at me with that look kinda saying i seen u taking a dump in my yard,i explained to her i was just embarrassed to shit in her house n she was cool with it