this thread is crickets
i vote for the ticket
to give junior his handle back
or a snippet
of his handle man
i'm the candle man
never catch in my sandles, fam
damn. Rambo won the Sandow, can
Kai recover if the head wasn't covered
by a white towel oh brother
we must have a shortage of rubbers
cause there's a million mes walking around hovering
honestly the towns suffering
tinder whores are not recovering
the trainer is cum guzzling
to shizzo is to fucking sin
so i jizzed all over the place hovering
over his head he's blubbering
drunk nonsense about butter and
vodka and the government
checks and his lovers (men)
his dad says to his mom
"check on shizzo tuck her in"
so i slip out the door
meet up with at tinder whore
and fuck her then
i fuck her friend
then suck her fins
that shark bitch ate my sea men