Do you have weapons for self defense?

[BayGBM]

"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force... but by our skills with the light saber"

[Julio Ceasar]

I spit I pie I bite put y finger in my asshole and put my fingers in their face

[whitewidow]

Yes why not.

[Tito24]

a wooden stick

[gracie bjj]

i think the best weapon a person can have is a double barrell shotgun, it can take out 2 or 3 guys trying to bum rush u where a 9mm u will have to shoot each guy seperately. if afew people where kicking in your door at home a double barrel shotgun is your best freind,it will totally ruin their night quickly.i have a shotgun that was made in 1965 in michigan and the bitch is in perfect condition,its my wifes though cause im not suppose to own a gun with a felony charge

[Shockwave]

i think the best weapon a person can have is a double barrell shotgun, it can take out 2 or 3 guys trying to bum rush u where a 9mm u will have to shoot each guy seperately. if afew people where kicking in your door at home a double barrel shotgun is your best freind,it will totally ruin their night quickly.i have a shotgun that was made in 1965 in michigan and the bitch is in perfect condition,its my wifes though cause im not suppose to own a gun with a felony charge

far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.

[el numero uno]

A white towel.

[gym**rat]

far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.

I have 2 AR's, a Tec 9, a semi Bersa .380 and 3- 22LR. I don't need to be a good shot. I have a 40 round clip in both AR's. I will hit them because I can empty it in a matter of seconds. After you fire the 1st round you are shooting at their backs because they are pissing their pants running away.

[Pray_4_War]

I'm not aware of any weapons, nor would I be at liberty to discuss them, if they did in fact exist.

[gym**rat]

I'm not aware of any weapons, nor would I be at liberty to discuss them, if they did in fact exist.

Feces can be considered a weapon if thrown correctly.

[Pray_4_War]

Feces can be considered a weapon if thrown correctly.

Unquestionably.

I actually used to have an old Louisville Slugger.  I called it my ni66er-be-cool tool.  JK 

[gym**rat]

Unquestionably.

I actually used to have an old Louisville Slugger.  I called it my ni66er-be-cool tool.  JK 

If you leave a large piece of feces in the sun for a minimum of 5 days it will actually become the same hardness of a Louisville Slugger. Sorry to keep coming back to feces but it is a free raw material that we should use at all costs.

[Pray_4_War]

If you leave a large piece of feces in the sun for a minimum of 5 days it will actually become the same hardness of a Louisville Slugger. Sorry to keep coming back to feces but it is a free raw material that we should use at all costs.

I actually prefer the fresh, un-dried feces.  It doesn't have the same stopping power but it has a nice splatter effect kinda like a shotgun.

[_aj_]

I have 2 AR's, a Tec 9 (possibly the crappiest gun imaginable), a semi Bersa .380 (I was wrong, the Bersa is worsa, and a .380 is weak-ass) and 3- 22LR (.22s don't really count). I don't need to be a good shot. I have a 40 round clip ("magazine" and they don't make 40 rounders. You only have two magazines?) in both AR's. I will hit them because I can empty it in a matter of seconds (with stunning accuracy, I am sure). After you fire the 1st round you are shooting at their backs because they are pissing their pants running away (you haven't been in a lot of firefights, have you?).

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[gym**rat]

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Oh my, I feel so inferior now. Now my only goal is to be a keyboard warrior as yourself. 

[IronMeister]

[gym**rat]

http://imgur.com/eZp1NSf

Priceless. 

[Disgusted]

I have this just in case.

[ProudVirgin69]

far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.

Yeah but you have actual military training.  For the average citizen who gets to the range maybe 2x a month, a shotgun is the home-defense weapon of choice, no? 

Simple to use, less overpenetration, accurate and effective in close-range situations, and the sound of racking the gun oughta make most criminals shit their pants......what am I missing?

[Grape Ape]

For commute:

300 lumen flashlight with tactical crown.  Idea being if I can blind the person and get my ass off the train, or club him with it.

Also, Esse Izula knife - legal carry in back pack.  Just liked the knife, but never plan on using it.

[bradistani]

i got an ak, a 16, and my baby mac strapped on my vest. i keep the 9 in the small of my back. just in case..!

[gracie bjj]

this DP-12 double barrel PUMP shotgun can load 16 shots, thats alot of shooting

[bradistani]

when you absolutely, positively, got to kill every guy in the room...

[thegamechanger]

a hug and a kiss after not taking a shower or brushed my teeths for months.