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Horrible sexting
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:58:58 PM »
I'm texting this chick from Pof.  Claims to be in 20's but some of the words she uses makes me think she's some old hag who's trolling.  Keeps saying shit like "I want your member in my mouth"  or "I want to feel your manhood".  She won't use words like dick or cock. 

Seems strange
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 01:20:23 PM »
Demand a picture with todyas newspaper in her hand and pussy shoot! All in one picture!
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anabolichalo

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2014, 01:23:58 PM »
is she a negro?

they often use weird words


like referring to their pussy as "my privates"

or to an airplane as "flying house"


hope this helps
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2014, 01:24:02 PM »
Manhood... Member...


She has a thesaurus and she's putting it to use
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 01:26:11 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 01:23:58 PM
is she a negro?

they often use weird words


like referring to their pussy as "my privates"

or to an airplane as "flying house"


hope this helps


What the Fuck?  I know a ton of black girls. They don't use strange words.

Flying House...   LOL
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anabolichalo

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 01:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on November 04, 2014, 01:26:11 PM

What the Fuck?  I know a ton of black girls. They don't use strange words.

Flying House...   LOL
i mean the african villager type
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Kwon_2

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2014, 01:29:50 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on November 04, 2014, 12:58:58 PM
I'm texting this chick from Pof.  Claims to be in 20's but some of the words she uses makes me think she's some old hag who's trolling.  Keeps saying shit like "I want your member in my mouth"  or "I want to feel your manhood".  She won't use words like dick or cock. 

Seems strange

It's probably a Negroid Older Woman pretending to be someone younger, they are known to use words like "Flying House" instead of "Privates".
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anabolichalo

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 01:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on November 04, 2014, 01:29:50 PM
It's probably a Negroid Older Woman pretending to be someone younger, they are known to use words like "Flying House" instead of "Privates".
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 01:56:58 PM »
probably a fat bitch that reads to many novels.
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 02:38:21 PM »
Probably Primemuscle or Basile.
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 02:38:49 PM »
Quote from: che on November 04, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
Probably Primemuscle or Basile.

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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 03:08:47 PM »
Tell her you want to put your member in her mouth while you wear your Members Only Jacket
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 03:50:52 PM »
Sounds like a barbara cartland erotic novel for mills and boon. If she says throbbing it is definitely some robot using antiquated euphemisms. Ie basile.
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2014, 05:42:31 PM »
i once sucked face with some 40'ish Euro whore in a cheap Las Vegas bar who wanted to feel my "dork" (as she called it) under the table. i had been smoking crystal for 2 days and so there was nothing much to feel down there as my cock was on "soft" status due to the damn crystal meth, lets just say that i excused myself to the mens room and i proceeded to sneek out the back in shame.
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2014, 06:15:49 PM »
Quote from: che on November 04, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
Probably Primemuscle or Basile.

Or goodrum
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 07:44:42 PM »
Quote from: g.m on November 04, 2014, 05:42:31 PM
i once sucked face with some 40'ish Euro whore in a cheap Las Vegas bar who wanted to feel my "dork" (as she called it) under the table. i had been smoking crystal for 2 days and so there was nothing much to feel down there as my cock was on "soft" status due to the damn crystal meth, lets just say that i excused myself to the mens room and i proceeded to sneek out the back in shame.

lol good stuff
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 08:07:10 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 01:23:58 PM


or to an airplane as "flying house"



Hahaha  ;D
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 10:42:21 PM »
Ask her for nudes
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Re: Horrible sexting
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2014, 12:18:37 AM »
Quote from: che on November 04, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
Probably Primemuscle or Basile.
They probably blacked up to sext you.  :-\
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