Author Topic: Ironman: Heiko Kallbach (Read 7604 times)

BayGBM · « **on:** February 19, 2006, 05:06:17 AM »

In Heiko we have another Dennis James: impressive size in precontest pix but very disappointing on stage. What is the last contest Heiko won? I can’t remember him ever placing well.

gcb · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2006, 05:20:10 AM »

Needs more arm size to balance out that gut

8 INCH not biceps · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2006, 07:54:36 AM »

That is a horrible tan.

Farcry · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2006, 08:33:10 AM »

I see bright things in his future

The Ugly · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2006, 08:38:46 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 19, 2006, 05:06:17 AM

In Heiko we have another Dennis James

1. Dennis is to Heiko as:

A) Apple is to Apple
B) Apple is to Orange
C) Apple is to Ball
D) The Outlaw Josey Wales is to Ballbag Mountain

the choad · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2006, 08:51:24 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on February 19, 2006, 08:38:46 AM

1. Dennis is to Heiko as:
A) Apple is to Apple
B) Apple is to Orange
C) Apple is to Ball
D) The Outlaw Josey Wales is to Ballbag Mountain

i select D

300 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2006, 09:14:33 AM »

Is that loose skin on his back? Fucking nasty!

gordiano · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2006, 10:10:41 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 19, 2006, 05:06:17 AM

In Heiko we have another Dennis James: impressive size in precontest pix but very disappointing on stage. What is the last contest Heiko won? I can’t remember him ever placing well.

Another drug dealer running from the law?

ether · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2006, 11:38:33 AM »

WOW

He looks like shit, is he suffering from palumboism now?

WTF is up with his tan, reminds me of kamali, but, he didn't smear shit all over his face.

Fucking disgusting.

brianX · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2006, 11:42:04 AM »

The pics on his website are even worse. He looks like a bag of smashed assholes inside a bag of smashed assholes.

Wombat · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2006, 03:03:51 PM »

Quote from: ether on February 19, 2006, 11:38:33 AM

WOW
He looks like shit, is he suffering from palumboism now?
WTF is up with his tan, reminds me of kamali, but, he didn't smear shit all over his face.
Fucking disgusting.

yup you could see it coming a few years back and now palumboism is full on set in...Put a fork in him...

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2006, 09:42:02 PM »

Quote from: brianX on February 19, 2006, 11:42:04 AM

The pics on his website are even worse. He looks like a bag of smashed assholes inside a bag of smashed assholes.

lmfao! hes a new kovacs in the making...

(nothing) · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:26:06 AM »

give DJ some respect and not compare him to this, he is a little better than him.
really, i think he looks shit in offseason pictures as well.

blaster · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:30:57 AM »

What a crock of shit.

Heiko is NO Dennis James.

Dennis was 3rd in the O in 2003, I think. So, I guess that means he does come in some kind of reasonable shape.

Mars · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:42:02 AM »

Only the disgusting big abbs are comparable with those of Dennis James.

blaster · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:58:20 AM »

Quote from: Mars on February 21, 2006, 03:42:02 AM

Only the disgusting big abbs are comparable with those of Dennis James.

And the haircut.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:14:16 AM »

This guy is yet another example of a bodybuilder who keeps throwing boatloads of gear at a body that no longer has little inclination, if it ever did, being an aesthetic physique. A taper? Is it too much to ask for these days.

will938 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:20:37 AM »

Not the best look in the world! I really don't know why he bothers! he will never win anything

Mars · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:27:02 AM »

Heiko will never place well.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:41:55 AM »

Maybe he just likes posing at shows

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:50:51 AM »

all it takes in one rich sugar daddy!

BayGBM · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:30:44 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on February 21, 2006, 05:50:51 AM

all it takes in one rich sugar daddy!

ha ha ha So true.