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Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« on: December 12, 2014, 12:35:29 PM »
Which would you confess to first?

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 12:36:39 PM »
Sucking cock is less gay than bodybuilding.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 12:38:56 PM »
Sucking cock is less gay than bodybuilding.

Would it depend on whose cock it is?

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid homo
>I kiss him and call him a homo while laughing

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 12:39:58 PM »
Would it depend on whose cock it is?

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid homo
>I kiss him and call him a homo while laughing


That is about equally as gay as bodybuilding.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 12:42:21 PM »
That is about equally as gay as bodybuilding.

What if the posing involves robotics, an eighties power ballad and hiking the thong in to the gluteal crack?

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 12:44:46 PM »
What if the posing involves robotics, an eighties power ballad and hiking the thong in to the gluteal crack?

That sounds like solid good clean American fun. Nothing gay about that.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2014, 12:49:07 PM »
That sounds like solid good clean American fun. Nothing gay about that.

Yes, Ron has been known to take the family to such events

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2014, 12:54:21 PM »
In order it's

1. Bodybuild
2. Fucking a man in the ass (balls touch)
3. Badminton
4. Fucking a man in the ass (balls no touch)
5. Posting on G&O

HTH

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 12:56:03 PM »
In order it's

1. Bodybuild
2. Fucking a man in the ass (balls touch)
3. Badminton
4. Fucking a man in the ass (balls no touch)
5. Posting on G&O

HTH

I am guilty of a few of those.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 12:58:54 PM »
In order it's

1. Bodybuild
2. Fucking a man in the ass (balls touch)
3. Badminton
4. Fucking a man in the ass (balls no touch)
5. Posting on G&O

HTH

A Kevlar plate for the front and rear of the ball sack could make number 2 a thing of the past

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 01:01:55 PM »
I am guilty of a few of those.

It is also important to control for ball size, men with larger balls or with partners with larger balls are at a disadvantage.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 01:03:45 PM »
It is also important to control for ball size, men with larger balls or with partners with larger balls are at a disadvantage.

None of the ones I am guilty of had anything to do with balls.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 01:47:30 PM »
I would admit to badminton way before bodybuilding.

And admitting you "follow" bodybuilding like in posting daily about thong matters and evaluating physiques would come after admitting you're gay.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 01:56:02 PM »
I would admit to badminton way before bodybuilding.

And admitting you "follow" bodybuilding like in posting daily about thong matters and evaluating physiques would come after admitting you're gay.

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 02:25:29 PM »
how about tennis and bodybuilding at the same time?  ;D

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2014, 02:28:56 PM »
I played badminton in college and I loved it. They had nets set up in one gym. Never missed an opportunity to play. A really fast paced game and fun to play.  When someone asks if I'm a bodybuilder I always denied and said I just lift weights. I guess in my book bodybuilding is gayer than bodybuilding. 

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2014, 04:03:19 PM »
 :D

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
You can't spell badminton without the word "bad"
So for that, you have to respect it being bad ass.

But top level players are f'in good, it's scary. They're fast like the ping pong players and really skilled. Just have physiques that rival a second grade math teacher so nobody really cares nor does the game have much sex appeal.
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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2014, 04:16:30 PM »
Doin crabpises and dubbelbiceps when you play badminton is as gay as it can be

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2014, 04:17:48 PM »
In HS, Some asian dude smacked my friend in the face with a badminton racket. Split his cheek wide open. True story

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Re: Is saying you play badminton gayer than saying you bodybuild?
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2014, 01:34:36 AM »
how about tennis and bodybuilding at the same time?  ;D