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Hulkotron

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Descent machine-gun shit this morning
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:20:52 AM »
as we approach the new year.

The worst shits are the ones where you have to dig the last quarter of the turd out your butthole (nh).
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Re: Descent machine-gun shit this morning
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2014, 07:37:29 AM »
turds resulting from the christmas excesses has led to extra large shits and excessive wiping. thank fuck for andrex, cotton fresh moist wipes is all i can say :)
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Re: Descent machine-gun shit this morning
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2014, 07:41:19 AM »
Quote from: bradistani on December 28, 2014, 07:37:29 AM
turds resulting from the christmas excesses has led to extra large shits and excessive wiping. thank fuck for andrex, cotton fresh moist wipes is all i can say :)

What is andrex?  Is it connected with andreisdaman?
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Re: Descent machine-gun shit this morning
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2014, 11:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on December 28, 2014, 07:41:19 AM
What is andrex?  Is it connected with andreisdaman?

Yes. Andreisntaman invented them  so he could at least vicariously live out his lifelong dream of getting into as many mens assholes as possible
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