woman chops off husbands penis twice

[Army of One]

Chops husbands penis off for cheating, he goes to hospital and has it reattached, she comes in to the hospital and chops it off again, throws it out of the window where apparently it was taken by a stray cat or dog.You can't make this shit up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908057/Wife-chopped-husband-s-penis-discovered-cheated-cut-surgeons-managed-reattach-China.html

[Tapeworm]

Haha guess she really meant it.  Someone call Guinness.  "Most furious woman."  "Most gullible man."

[Super Natural]

Reminds me of a similar story...

A women cut off her husbands penis and threw it out their car window,, the man severed penis hit the front windscreen of the car behind them, which was being driven by a father with his young daughter.  

The mans daughter asked "What was that!!??" To which the father explained "it must have been a locust my child"

To which his daughter replied, " Damn! Did you see the size of the cock on that locust!"

[38-26-40]

LMAO 

[Schnauzer]

Little Tommy got home from school and said to his mother, “Johnny showed me his penis today”.

 A little perturbed, the mother said “What was it like?”.

“A peanut” was the reply.

“That small?” asked the mother.

“No, that salty” said Tommy.

[Bevo]

Little Tommy got home from school and said to his mother, “Johnny showed me his penis today”.

 A little perturbed, the mother said “What was it like?”.

“A peanut” was the reply.

“That small?” asked the mother.

“No, that salty” said Tommy.

Hahahaha

[Skorp1o]

LMAO 

Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore.

[38-26-40]

Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore.

I was laughing at Super Naturals joke!

However.....it would be HILARIOUS if a man sliced off a woman's clitoris and labia.....we'd ALL be laughing 

[trapz101]

Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore. getbiggers will ask 'guess the race'

fixed