what happens when 3 meatheads try to do math

[ChuckleHead]

3 meatheads go to a hotel, of course they only need one room, so that's what they ask for.
but the desk clerk had to take a leak so a bellhop is covering him. the bellhop charges them $30, so each meathead kicks in $10. when the clerk comes back, he tells the bellhop he over charged them by $5. so he gives $5 to the bellhop and tells him to return it to the meatheads.

on the way to the room, the bellhop figures they won't know the difference and decides to keep $2 for himself. so he goes to the room and gives them $3.
so each meathead gets $1 back, their final cost is $9 each.

3 x $9 = $27
plus $2 the bellhop took = $29.

what happened to the other dollar?

[SF1900]

Uncle Junior gave that $1.00 to Bigro for his monthly payment?

Goodrum invested in bitcoins with the $1.00?

Goodrum put the $1.00 toward a jaguar?

[ChuckleHead]

Uncle Junior gave that $1.00 to Bigro for his monthly payment?

Goodrum invested in bitcoins with the $1.00?

Goodrum put the $1.00 toward a jaguar?

a cop in new jersey put a down payment on a bullet. but don't tell anyone.

[calfzilla]

In before avxo or sync pulse writes a mathematical equation to show what happens.

[Marty Champions]

Duh the belhop has 2$ of the 5$ return

[SF1900]

In before avxo or sync pulse writes a mathematical equation to show what happens.

dont forget syntax machine

[calfzilla]

dont forget syntax machine.

I started typing his name but wasn't sure.

[SF1900]

I started typing his name but wasn't sure.

or kahn m. singh.

[Ron Harrigan]

3 meatheads go to a hotel, of course they only need one room, so that's what they ask for.
but the desk clerk had to take a leak so a bellhop is covering him. the bellhop charges them $30, so each meathead kicks in $10. when the clerk comes back, he tells the bellhop he over charged them by $5. so he gives $5 to the bellhop and tells him to return it to the meatheads.

on the way to the room, the bellhop figures they won't know the difference and decides to keep $2 for himself. so he goes to the room and gives them $3.
so each meathead gets $1 back, their final cost is $9 each.

3 x $9 = $27
plus $2 the bellhop took = $29.

what happened to the other dollar?

The three meatheads paid $25 ($30-$5) for the room, and the bellhop took $2 for himself, and so their total cost was $27 ($25+$2), which they split evenly as you pointed out. The figure of $30 is a red herring as that is not the actual amount that the meatheads finally gave (after the clerk had returned them $5, and the bellhop had taken $2 from that $5). A piece of cake.

[calfzilla]

The 9 bucks each doesn't go to the hotel.

The breakdown is like this:  

8.33 each for hotel
.66 each to the bellhop
And each gets $1 back as change.

[ChuckleHead]

The three meatheads paid $25 ($30-$5) for the room, and the bellhop took $2 for himself, and so their total cost was $27 ($25+$2), which they split evenly as you pointed out. The figure of $30 is a red herring as that is not the actual amount that the meatheads finally gave for the room (after the clerk had returned them $5, and the bellhop had taken $2 of that $5). A piece of cake.

well ron obviously you only pretend to be stupid.

yes you nailed it.

[ChuckleHead]

Duh the belhop has 2$ of the 5$ return

why is the moon illuminated at night?

[Marty Champions]

why is the moon illuminated at night?

ther was no missing dollar they pay 27 belhop gets2

[Marty Champions]

They payd 28 belhop got2

[38-26-40]

There is no extra dollar. Room is $25 but they paid $27. The extra $2 the bellhop kept.