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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2015, 02:40:31 PM »
We don't have those tower blocks here, remember unlike you I didn't grow up in a 99% black Birmingham slum where you and your siblings Rush up the stairwell to the top floor of the aforementioned council block chased by a pack of knife wielding black teenagers as you just make it back to your one bedroom bedsit just as your mam dishes out a single Aldi brand pot noodle between you and your 3 brothers for tea, at night you try to sleep to a backround chourus of loud rap music and drugged up negros fighting over the last wrap of whizz


I dont remember anything about you

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2015, 02:44:45 PM »
We don't have those tower blocks here, remember unlike you I didn't grow up in a 99% black Birmingham slum where you and your siblings Rush up the stairwell to the top floor of the aforementioned council block chased by a pack of knife wielding black teenagers as you just make it back to your one bedroom bedsit just as your mam dishes out a single Aldi brand pot noodle between you and your 3 brothers for tea, at night you try to sleep to a backround chourus of loud rap music and drugged up negros fighting over the last wrap of whizz


I am guessing that this is some kind of diss in Jolly Old, but damned if I can make out but a few words...

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2015, 02:54:55 PM »
I dont remember anything about you

I remember your large overhanging gut, shitty 1/32 reps and hard on whilst on the Eurostar

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2015, 04:25:14 PM »
I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.

I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?

You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off? 

If you did not have indoor plumbing, you'd probably do the same.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2015, 04:59:23 PM »
I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.

I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?

You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off? 

Analbolichalos level 'topic'  ::)

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2015, 06:00:09 PM »
Thats dedication right there but I drink over 2 gals a day so even if I stop at 8 I'll still be pissing twice a night.

And Vic Richards eats 30,000 calories a day.  ::)

You'd be pissing every 10-15 minutes if you actually did that. 

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2015, 06:47:11 PM »
And Vic Richards eats 30,000 calories a day.  ::)

You'd be pissing every 10-15 minutes if you actually did that. 

On non-training days I don't but on training days I do.

Funny you mention pissing even 20 minutes,  Back in 2004 when I did my last show I was up at 3:30am for cardio and I had drank 2 gals by 10am and every 30 minutes I was ready to explode.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2015, 07:02:25 PM »
Now I am married and sit down to pee so I don't get occasional piss all over the bathroom floor.


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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2015, 07:08:09 PM »
On non-training days I don't but on training days I do.

Funny you mention pissing even 20 minutes,  Back in 2004 when I did my last show I was up at 3:30am for cardio and I had drank 2 gals by 10am and every 30 minutes I was ready to explode.

Why?

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2015, 07:21:52 PM »
I'm a very wealthy man so I typically just wet or shit the bed then buy a new bed the next day.

lol @ 3:30am cardio and drinking two gallons of water by 10am :D

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2015, 07:20:31 AM »
I just piss in the sink. En suite army style.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2015, 10:44:42 AM »

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2015, 11:05:40 AM »
I had to be at work at 5:30am

Are you trolling? 

There's no way anyone can drink 2 gallons of water in such a short period.  Even if you did drink that much, 50% is not used and pissed out.  You don't need anything more than 1 gallon/day, even in the summer. 

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2015, 11:09:10 AM »
I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.

I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?

You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off? 
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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2015, 11:09:41 AM »
Are you trolling? 

There's no way anyone can drink 2 gallons of water in such a short period.  Even if you did drink that much, 50% is not used and pissed out.  You don't need anything more than 1 gallon/day, even in the summer. 

 ::) ::) ::)

YOu do realize the SIZE of the person and their activity level have a lot to do with how much water they can drink. Isn't the body like.. .what? 80% water?

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2015, 11:16:06 AM »
I am guessing that this is some kind of diss in Jolly Old, but damned if I can make out but a few words...

City in the UK where whites are the minority, loads of Asians and Blacks, typically involved in gang crime. He is suggesting the poster lives in social housing aka shithole.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2015, 11:18:15 AM »
::) ::) ::)

YOu do realize the SIZE of the person and their activity level have a lot to do with how much water they can drink. Isn't the body like.. .what? 80% water?

70%.

I still say there's no way you drink that much water.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2015, 11:22:51 AM »
70%.

I still say there's no way you drink that much water.

I drink a gallon by noon easily each day and I wake up around 6am now. And thats without even exercise, as I do that in the afternoon.

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Re: Piss jug by bed at night- fess up GB'ers
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2015, 11:23:22 AM »
piss jugs are great

I just throw it out the window no big deal