Most absurd , funny things ever seen on the contest stage.

[Howard]

He used the song ; " The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and acted like he was roaring as he crawled out.
The guy looked like rich old Mr Burns from the Simpsons on steroids .
After 45 sec, he got on his back and starting to do this upward humping motion and
his nut popped out. I swear to GOD his left nut popped out .
They quickly cut his music and turned the stage lights off LOL.

[viking1]

That video of the leaking shoulder on stage  ewwwww

[ritch]

too bad no vid to enhance the story but very funny shit. The fact they let some dude with diapers on stage is just wrong.

[bentone]

At the NPC Mr. Orange County about 10 years ago a guy in the light heavy class came out sweating like crazy, not in condition and looked super nervous. About 5 mins into the symmetry round he projectile vomited all over the place. To this day I have never seen anyone else toss their cookies on stage. It was terrible and hilarious at the same time.

[ritch]

He was rather well known from getting a lot of his letters to the editor published in Muscle Mag International.
Nice guy and I was pleased to see the old boy get a lot of positive support from the local Gadsen , AL crowd.

On one hand, I admire him for still going for it, BUT, maybe he should just come watch at this point?

I guess telling a guy who everyone knows should step OFF the stage is like having to tell your own dad he should no longer be driving (gonna be in that position soon...) Nobody wants to be the messenger, so we all watch in fear and hope for the best, lol!

[Grape Ape]

I saw a contest where a bunch of dudes covered themselves in oil wearing nothing but skimpy underwear.  During posing, a few of them cupped their hands to their ears like they couldn't hear the crowd (we knew they could!), then some pointed their fingers in the air and spun it around, then posed.

It was pretty absurd.

[jon cole]

during the 90's lots of  french amateur loved to pose on the titanic song...

they also loved to mime the breech loading of their massive 10 inch gun" on stage ...

[Mr Anabolic]

1. I saw James " Traps " Ayers posing on stage with a depends diaper under his vintage large posing  trunks.
Poor old dude was close to 80 and still trying to compete. Of course at his age most of his competition is dead.

2. Cute, bubbly blonde constantly flopping and falling during the routine part of fitness competition.
She had no gymnastic ability and fell hard every time she tried to flip around.
Her mom was sitting near me and winced every time her daughter hit the floor with a bang .

3. A dude called Uncle Ken crawled out on all 4's for his night show posing routine.
He used the song ; " The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and acted like he was roaring as he crawled out.
The guy look like rich old Mr Burns from the Simpsons on steroids .
After 45 sec, he got on his back and starting to do this upward humping motion and
his nut popped out. I swear to GOD his left nut popped out .
They quickly cut his music and turned the stage lights off LOL.

I know that name, but can't place it.  Please refresh my memory.

[kreator]

when grown ups color themselves, put on thongs and flex muscles on stage

[Powerlift66]

"Most absurd , funny things ever seen on the contest stage." ??


Bodybuilders...

[Skeletor]

[falco]

That video of the leaking shoulder on stage  ewwwww

I saw that one but i forgot who was the drug addict?

[Thick Nick]

Goodrum.

[falco]

[Thick Nick]

Did he shit himself??? 

[6 Reps]

One time years ago, I saw this guy come out on stage with one of these expandable balls, similar to the photo below.  He would open and close that ball as he went through his posing routine.

But, the funniest thing I ever saw was one night there was a guest poser.  From just behind the stage left curtain, suddenly a silhouette of the edge of a big stomach appears.   Then slowly the stomach moves forward, getting bigger and bigger.  Finally the whole person appears.  And it's Nasser!!!   I laughed as hard as I could all through his whole routine.  I kept thinking it's like looking at a cross between a bodybuilder and Santa Claus, his gut was so, so enormous.  It thought it was just hilarious!!

[ESFitness]

He was rather well known from getting a lot of his letters to the editor published in Muscle Mag International.
Nice guy and I was pleased to see the old boy get a lot of positive support from the local Gadsen , AL crowd.

On one hand, I admire him for still going for it, BUT, maybe he should just come watch at this point?

that's how I know that name. lol