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Great Standup/Jokes
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:34:22 AM »

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2015, 11:17:08 AM »
Not one of them was remotely offensive to me...

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2015, 11:30:43 AM »
I heart Jackie -

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2015, 11:33:42 AM »
This has nothing to do with bodybuilding. Worst fucking poster ever.

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2015, 12:12:09 PM »
Looks like you rattled littlejenk, kwon. I would commend you but the truth is its not that hard to do.
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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2015, 12:45:12 PM »
Looks like you rattled littlejenk, kwon. I would commend you but the truth is its not that hard to do.

LOL @ LittleJigg. Poor thing regressing back to the trees and is crying/tooting/hollering again.

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2015, 12:52:41 PM »
I heart Jackie -

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hahahaha! The background music to Jackie is funnier then his jokes.
Fuck Jackie!

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2015, 12:52:50 PM »
LOL @ LittleJigg. Poor thing regressing back to the trees and is crying/tooting/hollering again.

I'd bet 90% of his posts consist of some kind of accusation of racism.
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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2015, 01:21:07 PM »
I heart Jackie -

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LOL @ the first joke! :D

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2015, 01:29:15 PM »
I'd bet 90% of his posts consist of some kind of accusation of racism.

I bet 90% of your post is complaining about black people.
Looks like you rattled littlejenk, kwon. I would commend you but the truth is its not that hard to do.

Thanks for following me around fucking homo. Didn't know there were so many queers in Michigan.

LOL @ LittleJigg. Poor thing regressing back to the trees and is crying/tooting/hollering again.

You're not funny bro.



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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2015, 01:32:54 PM »
I bet 90% of your post is complaining about black people.
Thanks for following me around fucking homo. Didn't know there were so many queers in Michigan.

You're not funny bro.





No need to resort to homophobia.  Why do you hate gay people? 
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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2015, 01:48:15 PM »
What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?

Drop it Neega!

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2015, 02:27:30 PM »
Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 3 nails on the
counter and says to the clerk "Can you put me up
for the night? "....

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2015, 02:32:18 PM »
Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 3 nails on the
counter and says to the clerk "Can you put me up
for the night? "....

 :D ;D

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2015, 02:36:58 PM »
I know I'm going to hell....

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2015, 02:43:55 PM »

No need to resort to homophobia.  Why do you hate gay people? 

Did you take your depression pills bro? I don't want you to end up like your dead friend.

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Re: Great Standup/Jokes
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2015, 02:51:08 PM »
Did you take your depression pills bro? I don't want you to end up like your dead friend.

You'll be dead from liver failure long before I go. 
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