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Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:47:14 PM »
Usually when I see other dudes at Asian massage paroles they are always 50+, and if the masseuses speak enough English always comment on how young I am.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2015, 08:04:21 PM »
Going to an amp is pretty easy. Here's how it typically goes:

1. The girl takes you to the room and takes the payment for the time you will spend there.
2. She will then tell you to get undressed, etc. and leave for a short time with the money.
3. You do so and during this time you will lay the tip in plain view on a side table (there will be one). If you have 20s or whatever just fan them out a little so it is easy to see how much is there.
4. She will return, take you by the hand, and guide you the rest of the way.

No, she should not discuss anything regarding activities with you.

No, you should not discuss anything regarding activities with her.

No, your money will not disappear while you are out of the room.

half hour = 40 house fee + 100 for the girl
one hour = 60 house fee + 140 for the girl

period.

(you will be asked if you want a half hour or an hour)

you will be asked 'want a shower'?

say yes. or say no, so we can hear that you didn’t get what most of us get. i trust you are smart enough to figure out why this may be.

don't be a douchebag and haggle. unless you don't care if the girls think you're an asshole. and girls talk. haggling is a sure way to not get what you were hoping for, both in services and overall experience.

on the other hand... haggle and cause a stir at the amp, then report back here with your experience. that way us vets can call you a douchebag and belittle you. we live for that shit.

Another tip :

Get the girl to introduce you to the other girls on your way out. Also say hello to the house mom, tell her the girl was great and you will be back.

You need to be bold, not rude, but bold. Make you money for this visit count, make sure all the other girls see your face, ask them their names, say anything... they will remember you next time and things will just get better...
there is no one set scenario, like some people think. some places the house mom takes you to a room. sometimes a working girl greets you and takes you to a room. depends on where you go.

sometimes a house mom will get the house fee from you, sometimes it's the girl you get/pick/ask for; after asking how long you want to stay (half hour or an hour). depends on where you go.

sometimes the girl will ask for the tip up front. sometimes they will expect it after the session. again, there is no one standard. some girls have been ripped off or cheated too many times to just let an unknown guy wait until after the session. if the girl leaves and you put the tip on the table, that's ok too.

i only leave tip on table if it's a new spa i'm not known at. most places i go i'm known and even if it's a new girl she usually knows i'm cool (the girls talk). but if the girl does ask for tip up front, it doesn't offend me. i smile and gladly hand it over.

too many guys here will relate what they are used to like that scenario is set in stone.

be flexible. go with the flow. and know what to pay before you go (140 or 200).

I'm not too worried about LE, but some are. if the possibility of a run-in with them scares you too much, then you might want to consider an alternative.

this ain't rocket surgery.

Learn a couple of words in Korean (you can look up a site on the web). It goes a real long way. Try this:

Kham sahm eee dahd. Means "thank you".

Phonetically spelled: Khaan gee do wah ...means "ticklish"

Show up with pizza: Anchovy and pineapple. Honest, this is close to the pizza you can get in Korea.

Look up when Chuseok is. [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok[/ame] It is a combo of Thanksgiving, New Years and Independance Day. Bring fruit as a gift. Mileage will go up exponentially.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2015, 08:59:32 PM »
Going to an amp is pretty easy. Here's how it typically goes:

1. The girl takes you to the room and takes the payment for the time you will spend there.
2. She will then tell you to get undressed, etc. and leave for a short time with the money.
3. You do so and during this time you will lay the tip in plain view on a side table (there will be one). If you have 20s or whatever just fan them out a little so it is easy to see how much is there.
4. She will return, take you by the hand, and guide you the rest of the way.

No, she should not discuss anything regarding activities with you.

No, you should not discuss anything regarding activities with her.

No, your money will not disappear while you are out of the room.

half hour = 40 house fee + 100 for the girl
one hour = 60 house fee + 140 for the girl

period.

(you will be asked if you want a half hour or an hour)

you will be asked 'want a shower'?

say yes. or say no, so we can hear that you didn’t get what most of us get. i trust you are smart enough to figure out why this may be.

don't be a douchebag and haggle. unless you don't care if the girls think you're an asshole. and girls talk. haggling is a sure way to not get what you were hoping for, both in services and overall experience.

on the other hand... haggle and cause a stir at the amp, then report back here with your experience. that way us vets can call you a douchebag and belittle you. we live for that shit.

Another tip :

Get the girl to introduce you to the other girls on your way out. Also say hello to the house mom, tell her the girl was great and you will be back.

You need to be bold, not rude, but bold. Make you money for this visit count, make sure all the other girls see your face, ask them their names, say anything... they will remember you next time and things will just get better...
there is no one set scenario, like some people think. some places the house mom takes you to a room. sometimes a working girl greets you and takes you to a room. depends on where you go.

sometimes a house mom will get the house fee from you, sometimes it's the girl you get/pick/ask for; after asking how long you want to stay (half hour or an hour). depends on where you go.

sometimes the girl will ask for the tip up front. sometimes they will expect it after the session. again, there is no one standard. some girls have been ripped off or cheated too many times to just let an unknown guy wait until after the session. if the girl leaves and you put the tip on the table, that's ok too.

i only leave tip on table if it's a new spa i'm not known at. most places i go i'm known and even if it's a new girl she usually knows i'm cool (the girls talk). but if the girl does ask for tip up front, it doesn't offend me. i smile and gladly hand it over.

too many guys here will relate what they are used to like that scenario is set in stone.

be flexible. go with the flow. and know what to pay before you go (140 or 200).

I'm not too worried about LE, but some are. if the possibility of a run-in with them scares you too much, then you might want to consider an alternative.

this ain't rocket surgery.

Learn a couple of words in Korean (you can look up a site on the web). It goes a real long way. Try this:

Kham sahm eee dahd. Means "thank you".

Phonetically spelled: Khaan gee do wah ...means "ticklish"

Show up with pizza: Anchovy and pineapple. Honest, this is close to the pizza you can get in Korea.

Look up when Chuseok is. [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok[/ame] It is a combo of Thanksgiving, New Years and Independance Day. Bring fruit as a gift. Mileage will go up exponentially.

Jesus effing Christ. You realize backpage.com exists? Where you can treat a dirty local whore like the filthy slut she is...For like $100 you can do whatever you want.

LOL "Bring a pizza" what in the actual fuck...

Tinder, Zoosk, POF, Match.com, +millions more....Get a fucking girlfriend you pathetic scumbag.

And to the OP FUCK NO it isn't normal bro..I'm 27...I'm on a gram of test and will fuck anything that walks, which is why I troll tinder for BBW whoors and single mothers and shit...Take them out to a buffet then slam them into my headboard until they pass out or my neighbors call security patrol. Rinse and repeat.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 09:17:02 PM »
From what I hear most backpage sluts have a lot of track marks and are all strung out on heroin, fuck that. Plus police and pimps are all over the escort section, no thanks.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2015, 09:18:55 PM »
And to the OP FUCK NO it isn't normal bro..I'm 27...I'm on a gram of test and will fuck anything that walks, which is why I troll tinder for BBW whoors and single mothers and shit...Take them out to a buffet then slam them into my headboard until they pass out or my neighbors call security patrol. Rinse and repeat.

that's badass.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2015, 09:23:00 PM »
From what I hear most backpage sluts have a lot of track marks and are all strung out on heroin, fuck that. Plus police and pimps are all over the escort section, no thanks.
pimps chilln in the bathroom

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2015, 09:26:08 PM »
I've never fucked an obese woman, I almost did one time untill she had to go upstairs really quick and I had the displeasure of watching her fat rolls bounce around while she ran up the stairs. That image is forever burned in my head and I never talked to her again after that night.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2015, 09:27:46 PM »
DanzigBrah you should check out Eccie forum

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2015, 11:06:22 PM »
I've never fucked an obese woman, I almost did one time untill she had to go upstairs really quick and I had the displeasure of watching her fat rolls bounce around while she ran up the stairs. That image is forever burned in my head and I never talked to her again after that night.

I've had many a fat sloot's butthole smother my face / mouth.

Maybe you're gay?


I once stole a fat girls worn panties on my way out of her place, to wear on my nose when I beat off for the next few days.

Pussy is pussy.

Side Note : on backpage look for the obvious "non-pros" in a suburb. They will look like some normal whoor you'd see at wal-mart. They won't have tons of crazy words and professional bullshit on there, just basic shit. $50 to plow while choking them, then go eat taco bell.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2015, 12:15:16 AM »
Imo a 28 yr old guy who lifts shouldnt be paying for sex unless u have issues which you arent talking abtt...childhood issues, cheating exgirlfriend, never had a gf because low self esteem, sex addicted etc?
In any case be careful of diseases

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2015, 06:40:33 AM »
Imo a 28 yr old guy who lifts shouldnt be paying for sex unless u have issues which you arent talking abtt...childhood issues, cheating exgirlfriend, never had a gf because low self esteem, sex addicted etc?
In any case be careful of diseases
barsloots and partygirls are not diseased?

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2015, 06:45:04 AM »
I have no idea why one would need an outside advice of what's "normal". I generally like doing what I feel like doing in life.

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2015, 06:48:39 AM »
There was a bunch of guys in my gym who would take annual trips to Thailand in order to have sex with 13-15 year old girls.  They would all brag about it and high five each other when they got back.  

If there is a hell, I hope they burn in it.


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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2015, 07:38:44 AM »
barsloots and partygirls are not diseased?

Them too...wear a condom

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2015, 07:45:34 AM »
Halo  ???

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2015, 07:48:51 AM »
There was a bunch of guys in my gym who would take annual trips to Thailand in order to have sex with 13-15 year old girls.  They would all brag about it and high five each other when they got back.  

If there is a hell, I hope they burn in it.



That cant be true... The bragging part? who are they bragging to?

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2015, 11:17:25 AM »
Completely normal. Who doesn't like to visit a nice jerk joint once in a while?

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Re: Is it normal to visit AMP's at 28?
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 12:07:46 PM »
A little bit to early to start se hookers...if u cant hook up normal girls by now your will have a very lonely and misserable life very soon...

Be careful of the shoosen path in life! Better to start pay some attension on your look, workout and how to approach females! Then u can be sucked, licked getting massage, tender, cup of tea and some warm hug to fall asleep to...