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robcguns

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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2015, 01:53:52 PM »
Fuck no.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2015, 02:02:40 PM »
I could use an extra thou, but NO!
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2015, 02:52:13 PM »
For a thousand million maybe. Is she an Arkansas Walton by any chance?
http://www.forbes.com/profile/walton-1/

I'm a serious horndog who's not known for being the pickiest sumbitch, and I've had my share of drunken coyote quickies. But I've never, ever nailed anything anywhere near that disgusting.  :-X
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2015, 05:40:20 PM »
Probably  lost her car keys
in one of those rolls...
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2015, 05:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 11, 2015, 08:52:15 AM
20 minutes fornication minimum



Loos like a fucking manatee , OFC I would fuck her for $1000
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2015, 05:51:27 PM »
Quote from: che on May 11, 2015, 05:50:18 PM
Loos like a fucking manatee , OFC I would fuck her for $1000

Would you shake hands with Shizzo for $1000?
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2015, 05:56:53 PM »
The issue would be maintaining an adequate erection to make the 20 minute minimum.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2015, 07:23:48 PM »
Is she from Ireland because her fat rolls are Dublin.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2015, 07:56:26 PM »
Quote from: residue on May 11, 2015, 09:34:54 AM
Back in my uni days we used to go hogging i think Americans call it bronco busting. it's intentionally finding the biggest cow to fuck, take her back to your place, as soon as you start fucking her pepper her with fat insults and try to hold on as she shakes you off

That's some funny shit right there.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2015, 08:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 11, 2015, 05:51:27 PM
Would you shake hands with Shizzo for $1000?

FUCK NO
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2015, 08:01:56 PM »




That's pitiful.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2015, 06:57:20 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 11, 2015, 01:39:18 PM
Good way to get a rape charge against you.

this was 12-14 years ago, fingerblasting a drunk slut in the bathroom of a dive bar wasn't rape it was just having a good time.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2015, 07:40:52 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on May 11, 2015, 08:01:56 PM



That's pitiful.

How is that even possible?

Really - how can someone be that shape above & below?
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2015, 07:58:35 AM »
Quote from: residue on May 12, 2015, 06:57:20 AM
this was 12-14 years ago, fingerblasting a drunk slut in the bathroom of a dive bar wasn't rape it was just having a good time.

I don't think "rape" defintion has changed much since 2003.
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2015, 08:02:06 AM »
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2015, 08:03:13 AM »
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2015, 08:04:21 AM »
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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2015, 11:24:18 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 12, 2015, 07:40:52 AM
How is that even possible?

Really - how can someone be that shape above & below?


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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2015, 09:23:53 AM »
Classic crack in their back specimens

Quote from: Kwon_2 on May 12, 2015, 11:24:18 AM


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Re: for a thousand dollars, would you hit it?
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2015, 09:36:08 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on May 12, 2015, 07:40:52 AM
How is that even possible?

Really - how can someone be that shape above & below?

could be a photoshop
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