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Kingsman: The Secret Service
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:05:43 AM »
if you haven't seen it yet, enjoy, bitches.

http://cinema.solarmovie.is/link/play/4596062/


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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2015, 05:21:00 AM »
brilliant film, better than the Bond reboots.

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2015, 05:24:49 AM »
Worst movie i've seen in a long time, spent the whole time wondering if it was a kids movie.

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2015, 05:29:45 AM »
The movie was GENIUS! Loved it!

But, it's not beliveble that a 160 pound, 5'10 dude could do all the fighting that he did in the movie, it was really not beliveble. The movie actually brought out bigorexia symptoms

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2015, 05:31:25 AM »
brilliant film, better than the Bond reboots.
i thought it was good as well.

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2015, 10:14:41 AM »
The movie was GENIUS! Loved it!

But, it's not beliveble that a 160 pound, 5'10 dude could do all the fighting that he did in the movie, it was really not beliveble. The movie actually brought out bigorexia symptoms

What movie was it Devil?

The one with the black villain?

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2015, 10:29:08 AM »
Stupid movie.. Samuel Jackson talking/dressing/acting like a porch monkey whilst being a scientist/billionaire was so unbelievable, apart from a 160lbs twink and 50yr old geezer beating a group of hooligans.. typical idiocracy movie, no thanks.. I fast forwarded the whole movie..

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Re: Kingsman: The Secret Service
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2015, 10:54:47 AM »
What movie was it Devil?

The one with the black villain?

The kingsman - secret service, my drunk swedish internet friend, with the black villain genius.

I loved the scene when the other agent leaves his house, his female assistant (killer assistant) asks "Well, you want me to follow him?", then the black villain is like; "Naaah! I put nano tracker gel in the wine, we'll know his every move for the next 24 hours. Finally find out who he works for." Then slaps his female assistants ass gently as they go upstairs.

LOL so easy, so smooth.