let Dr. NakaMats teach you a thing or two about life, one of the brightest human beings who ever lived.
a few of his inventions:
- "PyonPyon" jumping shoes with leaf springs on their soles
- A toilet seat lifter
- A condom with an embedded magnet, supposedly "improving sensitivity" as "electricity is generated in the blood vessels in the female organs by Fleming's left-hand rule"
- Spectacles in the shape of eyes, so that the user appears to wear no spectacles
- A "Wig for self defense" — a strip and a weight are attached to a wig. The wearer swings the wig to hit an attacker [DLB approved!]
he sleeps four hours per day, more than that? BAD FOR BRAIN.
he eats one meal per day. if you eat more? BAD FOR BRAIN.
when does he see his wife? SUNDAY.
let this man inspire you in life, there is no time to waste.
