who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?

[Kwon_2]

Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count

A merry go round filled with Primemuscle, Tbombz, Goodrum and BayBGM with a lil sprinkle of Go4It as an added touch.  ( No Homer )

[Powerlift66]

Army of One's Ma... Hot 

[FitnessFrenzy]

When I wake up raging, humping a hole in my mattress I use strictly memory/imagination.

5'10 light skinned mixed girl black/white. 20 years old.

Met on plenty of fish. day 1 mall, day 2 starbucks, day 3 pool hall, day 4 carnival then to the bedroom.

She'd sit on my face with her panties on and jerk me off ( too soon for sex )


It didn't work out, but I have been regularly cracking off to the memory of her teasing me with that perfect little panty ass riding my face, then when she'd actually let me pull them to the side and fucking dive in...My fucking god.

I can still smell that little ass vividly in my memory.

oh shit, sorry you didn't get to nail her, bro.

[Rambone]

Not quite, steroid monkey. Review the thread and note who addressed whom directly first. Who hurled the first insult? Who started to get their glittering thong in a bunch?

Hahaha you're just sensitive. I never knew insulting a horse-faced fitness competitor would make a fellow board member take it so personally. You must have some issues when it comes to hair. Very strange. We'll just leave it there. And steroid monkey couldn't be further from the truth my friend unless doing a 10 week test cycle for the first time 5 months ago categorizes me as that, but thanks for the kind words.

[kh300]

This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?

[Kwon_2]

This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?

[Walter Sobchak]

Hahaha you're just sensitive. I never knew insulting a horse-faced fitness competitor would make a fellow board member take it so personally. You must have some issues when it comes to hair. Very strange. We'll just leave it there. And steroid monkey couldn't be further from the truth my friend unless doing a 10 week test cycle for the first time 5 months ago categorizes me as that, but thanks for the kind words.

He sure is a whiny little bitch isn't he?

Estrogen-Elf.

Ready to fire off a 6,000 word response to defend his internet turf....like a 12 year old Kardashian

[oldtimer1]

I came to this thread hoping to see some pictures of naked whores and I get posts that are the equivalence of " I know you are but what am I?"

Well am rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Now can anyone help me out and post a thick ass woman picture. This thread is about fapping isn't it?

[FitnessFrenzy]

This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?

none of them. I want to be the guy who wears a biceps suspinator exo-skeleton while going out in public, while browsing Getbig on my LCD helmet.

[Tapeworm]

Imagine alllll the fap-ping