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thegamechanger

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If you were a ufc fighter
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:21:36 PM »
what would your fight name be?

for example: conor is the "notorious" mcgregor
lawler is the lawless (i think)
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2015, 01:24:55 PM »
Fuck off.
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2015, 01:27:13 PM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on July 12, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
what would your fight name be?

for example: conor is the "notorious" mcgregor
lawler is the lawless (i think)



Lol I don't get you, man. Why post such pointless shit ? Are you that bored ? That starved for attention ? Not tryin to be an asshole. Just curious.
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2015, 01:27:57 PM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on July 12, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
what would your fight name be?

for example: conor is the "notorious" mcgregor
lawler is the lawless (i think)


Fuck off.

And take The Iron Dicksucker with you.
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2015, 01:28:20 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 12, 2015, 01:24:55 PM
Fuck off.

thats a strange one

"in the right corner... with a record of 0 wins and 20 losses... visualize FUCK OFF perfection"
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2015, 01:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 12, 2015, 01:27:57 PM
Fuck off.

And take The Iron Dicksucker with you.

that nickname is already taken, try again  :-*
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2015, 01:30:07 PM »
 
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2015, 01:31:10 PM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 12, 2015, 01:27:13 PM

Lol I don't get you, man. Why post such pointless shit ? Are you that bored ? That starved for attention ? Not tryin to be an asshole. Just curious.
electrity is to be discussed
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2015, 01:31:12 PM »
my fight name would be FIGHT

the FIGHT game changer

what do you think  ???
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2015, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on July 12, 2015, 01:31:10 PM
electrity is to be discussed

your fight name could be marty LIGHTNING champions
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2015, 01:36:57 PM »
I got called manrim on here once. Not sure if it's intimidating enough though.
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2015, 02:12:47 PM »
If? guy, this is Getbig, we're all cage fighters.
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM »
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.


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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2015, 02:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 12, 2015, 02:12:47 PM
If? guy, this is Getbig, we're all cage fighters.

Who changed my "guy" to "guy"?
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2015, 02:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.




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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2015, 02:44:29 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.




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thegamechanger

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2015, 02:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 12, 2015, 02:12:47 PM
If? guy, this is Getbig, we're all cage fighters.

good point.

maybe for the most part the getbig name and fighting name is one and the same
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2015, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.




Hahahaha this guy is great
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2015, 05:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.




Jeff Speakman..is that you?
Hope your battle with throat cancer sent well.
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2015, 05:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
The Art I practice, Kenpo, is too brutal for UFC. It is an art that is designed to destroy opponents rapidly and violently. If I were to step into the Octagon, there would be about 10 seconds of me utterly decimating the other guy, followed by a horrified silence from the audience and anouncers alike. They would call me Kenpo Machine, and I would be barred from the sport. Just the way I roll.







Hows the married life ARCE?
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2015, 03:48:54 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 12, 2015, 02:31:32 PM
Who changed my "guy" to "guy"?

WTG?  ;D
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2015, 03:52:23 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on July 12, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
what would your fight name be?

for example: conor is the "notorious" mcgregor
lawler is the lawless (i think)


You fagg0t!
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2015, 03:53:02 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 13, 2015, 03:52:23 AM
You fagg0t!

thats your fighting name ? "You fagg0t!"  ???`

thats a weird name, not sure dana would allow that
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Yamcha

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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2015, 05:15:21 AM »
My fighting name would definitely have "submission" in it somewhere.  :D
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Re: If you were a ufc fighter
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2015, 05:26:58 AM »
guy!
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