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Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« on: June 24, 2015, 05:30:46 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2015/06/23/guy-has-vocal-cyst/29183183/

NEW YORK (AP) — Nickelback is canceling its summer tour after lead singer Chad Kroeger was diagnosed with an operable cyst on his voice box.

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Re: Terrible News
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2015, 05:36:29 AM »
It's not a cyst, his voicebox commited suicide.

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Re: Terrible News
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2015, 06:58:33 AM »
It's not a cyst, his voicebox commited suicide.
It was for the best

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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2015, 07:01:31 AM »
It was for the best

Shame it didn't wear a suicide vest and take out the band lol.

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2015, 07:13:29 AM »
A blessing without disguise

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Re: Terrible News
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2015, 07:24:29 AM »
You can't deny that "How You Remind Me" was one catchy tune.
They are similar to 3 Doors Down with their hit "Kryptonite".  At first your glad their song popped up, but after a few minutes...you just want it to end.
Unlike Creed, where after a few seconds you want to hang yourself, just to be free of the sounds they create.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2015, 07:43:52 AM »
You can't deny that "How You Remind Me" was one catchy tune.
They are similar to 3 Doors Down with their hit "Kryptonite".  At first your glad their song popped up, but after a few minutes...you just want it to end.
Unlike Creed, where after a few seconds you want to hang yourself, just to be free of the sounds they create.


Nickleback fans are the 50 year old dads, who hit mid life crisis but didn't do their research before choosing a cool rock band to follow.

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Re: Terrible News
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2015, 07:47:44 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2015/06/23/guy-has-vocal-cyst/29183183/

NEW YORK (AP) — Nickelback is canceling its summer tour after lead singer Chad Kroeger was diagnosed with an operable cyst on his voice box.




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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2015, 07:54:50 AM »

......look at this photograph

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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2015, 07:59:52 AM »
In related news, the champion baked bean eater  canceled his summer concerts due to hemorrhoids .

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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2015, 08:36:58 AM »
 "If you play a Nickelback song backwards you'll hear mesages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback." - Dave Grohl


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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2015, 08:54:57 AM »
i never understood cancelling tour and losing millions.

You hire the best nickelback sound-alike singer you can find.  You keep chad douchenozzle kroger on rhythm guitar and "backups" and you go on the tour.  The sound will be better than ever, you get some 27 year old getbigger stud to give the crowd more eye candy, and you go make your millions.

Maybe the company was against it, maybe kroeger didn't want to be upstaged.  It's just messed up the drummer and bassist lose so much $ because singer's voice 'health' in this day and age. 

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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2015, 08:58:03 AM »
Dick was so deep it damaged his vocal cords
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2015, 09:24:57 AM »
i never understood cancelling tour and losing millions.

You hire the best nickelback sound-alike singer you can find.  You keep chad douchenozzle kroger on rhythm guitar and "backups" and you go on the tour.  The sound will be better than ever, you get some 27 year old getbigger stud to give the crowd more eye candy, and you go make your millions.

Maybe the company was against it, maybe kroeger didn't want to be upstaged.  It's just messed up the drummer and bassist lose so much $ because singer's voice 'health' in this day and age. 

you can't swap lead signers and expect ticket payers to be happy. Just talk to STP fans who are now stuck with that little homo Chad as the new front man. I just can't accept it.
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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2015, 10:01:28 AM »
Don't bands like Nickelback just lip synch anyway?

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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2015, 10:06:55 AM »
you can't swap lead signers and expect ticket payers to be happy. Just talk to STP fans who are now stuck with that little homo Chad as the new front man. I just can't accept it.

kroeger would still be there.   they'd both be singing at the same time on a lot of parts.  it'd just be a backup vocalist that does more of the parts.  I think most nickelback fans, whoever they actually are, would be okay with some vocal help.  Half the concerts have backups piped in anyway.  Why not give them Kroeger + some new dude to help out? 

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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2015, 10:10:50 AM »
Never heard of this dipshits.  Never gonna care.  Music pretty much ended all artistic creativity containing any social relevance whatsoever in the late 1980's.  Possibly as late as 93/94.
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Re: Terrible News - Nickelback canceling tour
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2015, 10:46:42 AM »
you can't swap lead signers and expect ticket payers to be happy. Just talk to STP fans who are now stuck with that little homo Chad as the new front man. I just can't accept it.

chad who?

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