The reason why Conor McGregor will never do steroids

[thegamechanger]

here's how he used to look like before he let his hair and beard grow, no way he wants to go back to that look again   he wont do roids and take that risk.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

here's how he used to look like before he let his hair and beard grow, no way he wants to go back to that look again   he wont do roids and take that risk.

I'm assuming you find this man attractive ? And are trying to garner our approval ?

[thegamechanger]

I'm assuming you find this man attractive ? And are trying to garner our approval ?

not really im just saying that he looks a hell lot better with hair and beard than without, wouldnt you agree?

[BigCyp]

Thread could have been simplified.

For example: Hi guys, I've been wanking while watching this guy's fights. I'm not sure if I would come as quickly if he had a shaved head and no beard - what do you think?

[Waller]

Thread could have been simplified.

For example: Hi guys, I've been wanking while watching this guy's fights. I'm not sure if I would come as quickly if he had a shaved head and no beard - what do you think?

What better way to see if your choking technique is up to scratch?

[BigCyp]

What better way to see if your choking technique is up to scratch?

thegamechanger's dad: "Hey what's all that tapping in the basement son?"

thegamechanger: "I'm just choking the chicken dad, its a UFC move..."

thegamechanger's 2nd dad: "Ok son, make sure you put my wig back afterwards and put the lid back on the baby lotion."

thegamechanger: "Ok will do. Dad, why don't I have a mum again?"

thegamechanger's 3rd dad: "We've been over this son........."

thegamechanger: "I wasn't talking to you....."

thegamechanger's 4th dad: "Sorry son I didn't hear you I had my face in the pillow. You don't have a mum because she commited suicide shortly after you were born"

thegamechanger: "Oh yeah I remember, that's cool, women are disgusting aren't they!"

dad's 1,2,3,4,5: "That's right son!!!"

[Waller]

thegamechanger's dad: "Hey what's all that tapping in the basement son?"

thegamechanger: "I'm just choking the chicken dad, its a UFC move..."

thegamechanger's 2nd dad: "Ok son, make sure you put my wig back afterwards and put the lid back on the baby lotion."

thegamechanger: "Ok will do. Dad, why don't I have a mum again?"

thegamechanger's 3rd dad: "We've been over this son........."

thegamechanger: "I wasn't talking to you....."

thegamechanger's 4th dad: "Sorry son I didn't hear you I had my face in the pillow. You don't have a mum because she commited suicide shortly after you were born"

thegamechanger: "Oh yeah I remember, that's cool, women are disgusting aren't they!"

dad's 1,2,3,4,5: "That's right son!!!"

Rofl Wtf? 

[Yamcha]

[MORTALCOIL]

The homo-erotic innuendo would be disturbing if this thread wasn't so blatantly gay.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Thread could have been simplified.

For example: Hi guys, I've been wanking while watching this guy's fights. I'm not sure if I would come as quickly if he had a shaved head and no beard - what do you think?

Pretty much lol

[thegamechanger]

haha lots of steroid skinheads in this thread being upset about me not liking the bald look and dare criticize it 

[BigCyp]

haha lots of steroid skinheads in this thread being upset about me not liking the bald look and dare criticize it 

My hair is clearly in jeapordy 

[thegamechanger]

didnt know that was you, you look mcgregorish.

[Wiggs]

My hair is clearly in jeapordy 

Sir, what are you confused about in this picture?

[Walter Sobchak]

Another shitty A'halo thread

[MORTALCOIL]

didnt know that was you, you look mcgregorish.

Oh Lord........

[BigCyp]

Sir, what are you confused about in this picture?

Just my sexuality, but getting some counselling from Jamal (MD).

[MORTALCOIL]

Just my sexuality, but getting some counselling from Jamal (MD).

Does the fact that thegaycharger just fapped on your pic reassure you about you being straight?

[BigCyp]

Does the fact that thegaycharger just fapped on your pic reassure you about you being straight?

Thegayranger is the kind of 'guy' who chases after dreams he cannot acheive. For example, he wants muscles, but hasn't left the basement in years and can't risk getting a delivery of equipment in case Conor McGregor finds out someone's living below his family home. So with that in mind, it is a confirmatory act of my heterosexuality.