Vintage schmoe story at the orignial Golds

[Howard]

   Back over 40 yrs ago, the gym had only 1 public pay phone.
A few times a week, some schmoe would call the gym .


They would answer the phone and a breathless, shaky voice would ask;
" Is this really Gold's gym?" When that was confirmed he would usually ask the following:
" Are you are bodybuilder? "
" Are you too busy  working out to talk right now?"
" Would you mind if I came over to watch you workout?"
" Is Arnold there? "
" How big are your arms? "
" Do you have a big dick ?"

They would often point to the phone, cover his end and yell out to the gym crowd ;
" Looks like we have a heavy breather."  

Some of the  bodybuilders  , would run to the phone, giggling like little kids.
A few would even do their best Arnold voice to get the guy going.
The others would often gather around the phone, struggling not to laugh loudly and suggest things to say.

[ritch]

Hahaha, that must have been a hoot to see!!!

[_bruce_]

Haha - heavy breather 

[HTexan]

Funny how the same guys mocking the schmoes are so willing to do gay for pay

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

Same all over the world. In Scotland back in the late 70's before I joined the RAF myself and a few of the local bodybuilders would train Friday evenings and then go for a few beers in the pub behind the gym. There was a guy around 40 who lived with his mother called Ronnie (known to us as Bent Ronnie) who would come up to us and offer to buy us all a drink if one of us would strangle him.
We always told Bent Ronnie to go away but one evening a guy from South Africa who was a bodybuilder and judo black belt was with us and he actually strangled poor Bent Ronnie who bust into tears before throwing £20 at the barman and leaving with a bulge in his bry nylon stay press slacks.

20 years later after being discharged from the RAF I visited my parents in my old hometown and went for a drink with an old training partner in the same pub and bent Ronnie emerged from the shadows and asked us to strange him again. He said "I buried my mother today and would like a strangling to make me feel better". I told him I hoped his mother was dead before she was buried and told him to fuck off.

Perverts exist all over the world.

[Hurricane Beef !]

Coach panics every time a thread like this posted. Dodged another bullet

THE BEEF

[Chacka]

Waiting for confirmation from Prime

[HTexan]

Coach panics every time a thread like this posted. Dodged another bullet

THE BEEF

so true, poor short little person.