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Army of One

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could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« on: August 03, 2015, 07:37:14 AM »
See a lot of random threads lately asking if said woman could beat said man, would your significant other take you in the ring?

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2015, 07:38:19 AM »
See a lot of random threads lately asking if said woman could be said man, would your significant other take you in the ring?

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2015, 07:39:00 AM »
Could, yes. Would I? Come on man...

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2015, 07:41:00 AM »
Could, yes. Would I? Come on man...

Seem to be taking this thread far more serious than was planned

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2015, 07:44:13 AM »
If modern movies have taught me anything, the woman would end up saving me through an act of bravery and toughness right as I'm getting my ass kicked by a bad guy
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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2015, 07:44:44 AM »


Bitch wouldn't know what hit her...
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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2015, 07:46:08 AM »
If modern movies have taught me anything, the woman would end up saving me through an act of bravery and toughness right as I'm getting my ass kicked by a bad guy

Yes, some light seduction followed by a swift knee in the balls to the 1st and pulling a gun to the 2nd attacker seems to be a favourite for the woman saving man route

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2015, 07:46:22 AM »
No. Love her too much.

Silly thread, really. :/

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2015, 07:51:58 AM »
I beat her anyway, so of course I could.

I beat my meat after I beat my gf too, blood gets me horny.

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2015, 08:06:52 AM »
i used to spar a girl who was one of the top female boxers in the world. I was always scared to do much other than just jab in case i hurt her, but the first time i sparred her i was also terrified that she might actually beat the shit out of me.
She was really fast but didn't have the power to hurt a guy, yet when she first came forward at me my natural reaction was to throw my straight left to her solar plexus which, in my panic, i threw like a man possessed and caused her to hit the deck whilst she made a noise like a mortal Kombat fatality.

The strength difference between men and women is just too great. Even for a bull dyke like that Rousey mong, she'd get killed if she fought a male.

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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2015, 08:08:24 AM »
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Re: could you beat your wife\gf in a sanctioned boxing match?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2015, 08:10:36 AM »
No. Love her too much.

Silly thread, really. :/

Eh, the whole point of these types of threads is suspension of reality.

I'll bite: I could take her, but I would take some damage in the process for sure.