Author Topic: Harley Breite  (Read 3581 times)

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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2015, 06:44:47 PM »
Dear Coach is Back,
   I flattered that someone of your stature would even care who I am.
   The thread that Irongrip400 was kind enough to create is over 30 days old, not 2.
   We've pretty much established I am who it says I am (and for better or worse).
   I've just met Wiggs, Ron and Stuntmovie at the Olympia with my Training Partner, Craig Richardson who just took 9th in
the 212 Mr. Olympia.
   I hope you visit the Appreciation Thread as your knowledge and insight would do nothing but raise its status.
Sincerely,
Harley

And how can you be certain you met "Wiggs"?  Did he introduce himself as a Hebro', Nebro', Child of the Really Lost Tribe or any one of a myriad of dumbass Nom De Broshit he makes up like so many missing planets of blackness and doom?

Did he rebuke the whiteness in you or accept you as a lost frobaby of semi-colour (note the cool spelling of "color" that lends genuine authenticity to the term)?  Did he state openly he would only marry a nebress or pubicly (Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose) lose his soul in lust for a female of non-color?  

If none of that happened then you didn't meet Wiggs but rather his "Dopplewanger" (a Nebronian term for a twin weiner that is not the genuine thing, but rather an amazing imitation.  Kinda like fake Beatles.

Yeah.  That's the ticket.  

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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2015, 06:55:12 PM »
And how can you be certain you met "Wiggs"?  Did he introduce himself as a Hebro', Nebro', Child of the Really Lost Tribe or any one of a myriad of dumbass Nom De Broshit he makes up like so many missing planets of blackness and doom?

Did he rebuke the whiteness in you or accept you as a lost frobaby of semi-colour (note the cool spelling of "color" that lends genuine authenticity to the term)?  Did he state openly he would only marry a nebress or pubicly (Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose) lose his soul in lust for a female of non-color?  

If none of that happened then you didn't meet Wiggs but rather his "Dopplewanger" (a Nebronian term for a twin weiner that is not the genuine thing, but rather an amazing imitation.  Kinda like fake Beatles.

Yeah.  That's the ticket.  

It was just confirmed to me that Harley is a real poster on here.

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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2015, 07:02:19 PM »
It was just confirmed to me that Harley is a real poster on here.

Yes, I read that one.  I was merely being creatively humorous in making light of his "supposed" meeting with the Holy Man known to us lesser beings of non-color as "Wiggs".

In other words, Wiggs is not as he is here or at the least is not acting stupid in the real world.  Which is why he has a good job in the real world.  I don't give Wiggs crap because I believe him to be a fly but rather because someone has to show him if not the only way, at least not the wrong way.




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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2015, 08:29:24 AM »
I was thinking ....




To me he reminds me of David Caradine. Shit we could have a whole thread on everybody Harley resembles lol

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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2015, 08:33:33 AM »


Finish him...
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Re: Harley Breite
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2015, 08:34:58 AM »
To me he reminds me of David Caradine. Shit we could have a whole thread on everybody Harley resembles lol

me too.
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