It's not as if so many people around the world want this asspuppet to die. They just want him to hold his breath a really long time.
And what's with the pseudo best man Lurch Nerd and his sleeveless black knit dress and wrinkled hooker boots standing there like some man-hoe extra from the G4P direct to video Sextravangaza, "The Colossus of Loads"?
They're like geeks thinking they're cool walking around ComicCon in "character". With boners. It's not an imitation of life, just a pathetic one.