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judochoke

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Just had my first legit massage
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:10:22 PM »
Went to pne of those one hour massages for 25 bucks. First massage for me. Told the guy I wanted hard
Pressure. Was not thrilled afterward. Felt the same, no difference in the way my body felt. Won't be going back.
Tipped 10 bucks💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
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chaos

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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2015, 07:13:46 PM »
Did he give you the glute massage?
Did you fart?
Get a stiffy?
Ask for the happy ending?
Specifically request a guy instead of the chick?
Did he oil you up or go dry?
Candles? Scented?
Did he do your feet?
Did he bathe you?
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2015, 07:13:54 PM »
Go to the out of the way discreet looking Asian massage place next time, thank me later  ;)
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judochoke

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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2015, 07:25:45 PM »
Yes he did the flutes
No I didn't fart or get wood
I asked for a guy
He used oil and lotion
DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR SICK QUESTIONS????

Ok, I got a little bit of a stiffie😝😝😝😝
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judochoke

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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2015, 07:27:02 PM »
I meant flutes. No bathing. My feet are nasty,
He wouldn't touch them😫😫😫😫😫


Glutes
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2015, 07:27:35 PM »
Quote from: judochoke on October 11, 2015, 07:25:45 PM
Yes he did the flutes
No I didn't fart or get wood
I asked for a guy
He used oil and lotion
DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR SICK QUESTIONS????

Ok, I got a little bit of a stiffie😝😝😝😝

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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2015, 08:22:53 PM »
I would never get a massage from a guy, it would be just like that Seinfeld episode.
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2015, 08:26:33 PM »
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »
Just in case someone did not see this yet



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chaos

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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2015, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: judochoke on October 11, 2015, 07:25:45 PM
Yes he did the flutes
No I didn't fart or get wood
I asked for a guy
He used oil and lotion
DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR SICK QUESTIONS????

Ok, I got a little bit of a stiffie😝😝😝😝
He did your flute huh?
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2015, 10:53:07 PM »
Quote from: chaos on October 11, 2015, 08:45:48 PM
He did your flute huh?

Just massaged his cock n balls, nothing special with that, tis the regular massage at that place
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2015, 10:54:09 PM »
Quote from: judochoke on October 11, 2015, 07:10:22 PM
Went to pne of those one hour massages for 25 bucks. First massage for me. Told the guy I wanted hard
Pressure. Was not thrilled afterward. Felt the same, no difference in the way my body felt. Won't be going back.
Tipped 10 bucks💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

So, it wasn't real massage. If real professional massager will do you one hour with the hard pressure, you will feel it even after two days. Near my home is this academy where they teach massage, so I have been there plenty of times. You can use a pro or student, pro cost little more. After half an hour/Back and shoulders massage, muscles will be sore for two days. Apparently you choose what ever guy who grope you for an hour, and you pay him 35$ to do it, so you did him a happy ending ;D
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Re: Just had my first legit massage
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2015, 11:09:02 PM »
Quote from: judochoke on October 11, 2015, 07:10:22 PM
Went to pne of those one hour massages for 25 bucks. First massage for me. Told the guy I wanted hard
Pressure. Was not thrilled afterward. Felt the same, no difference in the way my body felt. Won't be going back.
Tipped 10 bucks💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

$25 for a one hour deep tissue massage is ridiculously cheap. Most licensed or certified masseurs or masseuses prices range of $90 to $100 for a 60 to 90 minute massage. When a massage of this nature is done correctly, you should feel both tired and relaxed for several hours to a day.

My friend is a licensed masseur. He gives me a discounted price for a massage. He charges $100 for a 90 minute deep tissue massage. I give him a $20 tip. He's so good at his work that I feel amazing for a longtime following the massage.
 
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