30 year old man factors in birthday money

[Davidtheman100]

http://www.theonion.com/article/30-year-old-factors-in-birthday-money-32715




What a smart fellow

[nzmusclemonster]

Cool story bro

[dj181]

what's his bench 

[Weedlejuice]

http://www.theonion.com/article/30-year-old-factors-in-birthday-money-32715




What a smart fellow

You are aware the onion is a joke site that posts fake stories to trick stupid people, right?

[Davidtheman100]

You are aware the onion is a joke site that posts fake stories to trick stupid people, right?

[nzmusclemonster]

Dickthemoron100 getting destroyed in this thread.

[Davidtheman100]

Dickthemoron100 getting destroyed in this thread.

That was insanely creative

[nzmusclemonster]

That was insanely creative

Sounds like you love the cock.

[Davidtheman100]

Sounds like you love the cock.

You can hear comments 


I want to learn this super power...You teaching any classes??

[nzmusclemonster]

You can hear comments 


I want to learn this super power...You teaching any classes??

i am

right after your mom is finished teaching how to give a sloppy blow job.

[Davidtheman100]

i am

right after your mom is finished teaching how to give a sloppy blow job.

Alright, let me know how her class goes. Maybe you'll finally be able to satisfy your dad 

[nzmusclemonster]

Alright, let me know how her class goes. Maybe you'll finally be able to satisfy your dad 

Stop projecting your fantasies, Dildotheman100

[Davidtheman100]

Stop projecting your fantasies, Dildotheman100

You're right. It is a fantasy. You'll probably still continue to give him shitty blowjobs.


At least you swallow when he's finished, right? You have that going for you...

[nzmusclemonster]

You're right. It is a fantasy. You'll probably still continue to give him shitty blowjobs.


At least you swallow when he's finished, right? You have that going for you...

is that how you keep Jamal and Leroy satisfied?

[Davidtheman100]

is that how you keep Jamal and Leroy satisfied?

Shut your gob hebrew lover.

I should skin you alive and sell your hide to the Museum of Worthless Motherfuckers.

[nzmusclemonster]

Shut your gob hebrew lover.

I should skin you alive and sell your hide to the Museum of Worthless Motherfuckers.

Meltdown