So let me get this straight. You knew Chuck trained at the same gym and wanted to get a pic with him but instead of just asking him to take a pic, you went online and ordered a Fight Club soap bar from some novelty site and then kept it in your gym bag while hoping Chuck would show at the gym and then you saw him, ran to your locker and pulled out the bar of soap and brought it back to the gym floor, thrust it in Chuck's face while ogling that you're a huge fan and asked a bystander to take a photo while you re-created the moment a second time? That's a lot of effort to take a pic with an invisible celebrity. I'd hate to see what you'd do if you bumped into the writer of SAW. .