Short Men - Are they always douches?

[falco]

    What happens to all you giants when you face/find a short fella that's is better than you on basketball, chess, getting the girls, driving, riding motorcycles, lifting, bosses you, saves your life, helps you without asking nothing in return...

[Set It Up]

    What happens to all you giants when you face/find a short fella that's is better than you on basketball, chess, getting the girls, driving, riding motorcycles, lifting, bosses you, saves your life, helps you without asking nothing in return...

nothing
cause he's still short and that sucks for him

[Wiggs]

I'm a friend of the ogre community. Ogres are people too. Just full of alot more shit.

[Raymondo]

The shortest guy I ever knew as an adult was a total cunt. A brutal, snivelling, unmitigated little cunt. Played head games with everyone. Constantly talked shit behind everyone's back. Never a good word. Always wanted other peoples' stuff, constantly jealous. Completely paranoid.

He thought he had the world by the balls, today he has a little shop in a bad neighborhood in London and mostly survives on money from his parents' properties.

Has shagged more women than me though.

[V Man]

Ok so this is this weeks "Tall guys bashing short guys" thread.

Seems that taller guys love this subject....maybe it's because they got nothing else going for them so they must constantly remind people that they are tall, and somehow that makes them better. I guess they constantly feel the need to make it known to people on the internet that they are tall, because people can't "see" how awesomely tall you are online, like they can in person. So I guess they feel that people aren't marveling at their genetic superiority like they do in person.

The funny thing is that the fact that these threads always come up makes me wonder what the fuck all you tall guys are so insecure about that you have to constantly bring up this subject?

[thebrink]

Found the sub 5'7 guy.

It's true. The tallest one in the room doesn't fit in amd looks goofy because most people are short.

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The shortest guy I ever knew as an adult was a total cunt. A brutal, snivelling, unmitigated little cunt. Played head games with everyone. Constantly talked shit behind everyone's back. Never a good word. Always wanted other peoples' stuff, constantly jealous. Completely paranoid.

He thought he had the world by the balls, today he has a little shop in a bad neighborhood in London and mostly survives on money from his parents' properties.

Has shagged more women than me though.

Joon, amirite?

[Dr Dutch]

Short guys are frustrated all of their life....and I mean ALWAYS.
It's their primary thought when they awake in the morning, and their final thought when they fall asleep at night.

And they should be, for they will always be losers.

.........and then they take up bodybuilding 

[Raymondo]

Joon, amirite?

LOL, no. Joon is mentally ill, this guy was just a cunt.

[The Ugly]

Notice it more reversed as I age: taller guys obsessed with 'short man syndrome'; full-hairliners convinced bald is insufferable; and mostly chicks thinking size dicktates esteem.

As a shorter, balding, average-hanger, eh. Could be worse.

[oldtimer1]

Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

[V Man]

Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

That's a Mother Goose quote isn't it?

[Bevo]

Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

Brad Pitt is 5'11, seen him around Sherman Oaks years back

[Dr.J]

What? 6'6'' too tall? I call bullshit.

I'm in the green zone, thankfully. 

I don't see a brown zone on this chart? ?!!

[The Ugly]

Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sly are all under 5'10".

I'm 5'8" but I have to stick my cock in my sock so I won't trip over it when I walk. 

Pitt's taller, maybe 6'.

[Irongrip400]

I am usually one of the taller guys when I go somewhere, but I tend to really notice when someone is taller than me. It makes me wonder if that's what normal size people feel like in a room of taller folks. I'm 6'4 and when I was in Berlin, there was an abundance of dudes my height and taller. Probably not a significant number, but enough for me to notice.